But no seriously Robbie. This is for you.
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Hey Robbie!
I hear you're turning 18.
That's kick-ass, motherfucker!
So, rager at your house?
Awesome! I will bring my karaoke skills.
I am also good at Hide and Seek.
I will see you there and I will definately be telling vagina jokes.
(I apologize for this... I didn't sleep last night.)
Seriously though, today is starting to get shitty. I asked 3, count 'em, 3 bussers last night if they could cover for me. 2 said they had made "prior plans" (which means they're getting their nails done and smoking weed), and the last one is going to call me after his lunch shift and tell me if he wants to also work tonight. I hope it's crazy slow and he's not tired and wouldn't mind doing it. I really want to hang with friends tonight, especially since I haven't seen half of them in a really long time.
Also: these conversations lift my spirits.
Kyle: wow i feel like a geek right now thanks to you lol
Samantha: Pardon?
Kyle: its a semi-long story involving a picture and the first thing that came to my head when i saw it
Samantha: Egh?!
Kyle: not like that
Samantha: oh
Kyle: your mind ---> gutter
Samantha: True story
Kyle: i saw it on discovery
Samantha: Oh yeah?
Kyle: yeah, it was a special or something
Kyle: they had mike rowe host it so im sure it was semi-important
Samantha: Of course
Kyle: anywho, youll see it maybe later
Kyle: but i saw the picture of you with the pumped fist and the first thing that popped into my head was an obscure star wars reference
Samantha: spell karioki?
Ashley: karaeoke?
Ashley: Karaoke?
Ashley: The second one.
Ashley: Why are you spelling karaoke?
Samantha: You'll see
Ashley: That's a weird answer.
Samantha: I am listening to Bet on It
Samantha: That is awesome
Ashley: THAT IS SO WEIRD.
Samantha: It's like Zac is telling me not to give up
Ashley: I was just watching the Youtube video
Samantha: LOL!
Samantha: WE ARE COSMICLY LINKED TOGETHER BY ZAC
Samantha: GET IT?! LINKED?!
Samantha: OMG I AM SO TIRED