Ok, so, guess who's the new Assistant Pastry Chef at the Vineyard? ME, BITCHES!

all your dessert are belong to me.

Also, I think this is amazing:

Samantha: My next idea was trailblaze
Samantha: it sounds like a sexy granola bar
Robbie-obbie: Oh my god it does
Samantha: Yeah, I know
Samantha: I'm amazing
Robbie-obbie: You cocky bitch

But no seriously Robbie. This is for you.
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