Ashley, stop being a nerd and watch these videos I found ( Read more... )

I got an odd text from Ashley:

Ashley: Kate just told me that in Oregon, you get arrested for pumping your own gas. What the hell kind of state is this place?

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It started with this ( Read more... )

Ok, so a few of you via livejournal and yahoo had positive feedback on the cooking show sort of idea thing. Um, I've actually created a youtube account already called "apartmentcook", so feel free to add it, but I will embed the videos on livejournal when I make them as well. Nothing is up yet strictly to be being wicked sick and trying to find out ( Read more... )

But no seriously Robbie. This is for you.
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Birthday countdown: 16 days

Things Ashley and I say during a conversation.

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Back story:
1) You all know about how Jason makes it a point to guess what panties I'm wearing at work.

2) Ashley and I decided it would be hilarious to buy matching panties. The panties we did buy however look sort of like boy-briefs. They're green and white and very cute.

Ashley: Monkey...guess what?

Me: ?

I'm wearing my boy panties.

Me too! ( Read more... )

Dear Livejournal ( Read more... )

I told my parents what I wanted for my birthday and they said they would buy it for me. Awesome? Of course. I will tell you what it is through this amusing IM with Ashley ( Read more... )

So at work today, all we had was one party of 30...the rest of the resturant was closed. It was easy and awesome and I made 40 bucks in tips and I was told I was an excellent server. So that waitress from yesterday can just kiss my ass. (Too bad I have to work with her tomorrow. That SUCKS ( Read more... )