I dig men that can count

[xboganx]

I sense a bad day...so here's something to entertain you.

Samantha: babe
Samantha: go to bed
Douglas: what?
Douglas: qhere?
Douglas: why?
Douglas: wwhen?
Samantha: you are so out of it
Douglas: more importantly
Douglas: how
Samantha: laying down...
Samantha: close your eyes
Douglas: impossible
Samantha: and count to 100 slowly
Douglas: no one can accomplish such a feat
Douglas: I can't count above 5
Samantha: It is daring, yes
Samantha: but I believe in you
Douglas: on a good day I hit 6
Samantha: plus....if I remember right...
Samantha: your chances of getting laid increase ALOT if you can count to 100
Douglas: well damn
Samantha: mhmm
Douglas: I'm hosed
Samantha: I read it in a magazine somewhere
Samantha: chicks dig men who count