So you all know I read terrible, terrible books on my Kindle during my commute.

Today I read one where the author kept trying to say that the main character did pilates. Notice I said try. What the author really said was that the main characters did palates. The first time I thought it was a typo. By the 2nd time I realized it wasn't. The author ( Read more... )

Today is full of FAIL ( Read more... )

I just completed two scenes in a Teen Wolf fanfic. I have been trying to get a scene to anything completed for months, and I finally did it.

And if I posted them, no one would understand because they are the middle scenes of an AU.

I obviously did not think this through before I started writing. -_-

No food should smell like dirty, smelly laundry.

I am never getting this kind of cheese again.

( Gardening and fail )

Because I have a new, nifty computer that is capable of playing such things, miome" and I decided to pick up a game to play on while I was sick. Specifically, we decided on Skyrim/

( Continuing my fine tradition of managing to die in unusual ways in games, I was attacked and killed for no bloody reason at all )

Today was the last weekend before we were going to move into the house. We intended to get several things done, including painting a bedroom for the bedroom furniture to go into. Couple of problems ( Read more... )

Right before my business trip, our kitchen sink backed up. Badly. Like we ran the garbage disposal and nothing happened. It still didn't drain and in fact, we could barely hear the disposal. It sounded like the disposal was not turning. miome put in a call to maintenance ( Read more... )

While doing some digging on my ancestors using Google Books, I came across a record of a court case that cracked me up. The background is as follows: Mr. and Mrs. Ancestor decided to trade some of Mrs. Ancestor's land for a farm that was rented to a tenant. Landlord agreed, but tenant had already planted some wheat on the farm. So it was agreed ( Read more... )

My coworkers and I were discussing this the other day. People ask where I live and I say Alexandria, VA. "Oh? Where's that?" It's near Washington, DC. "You live in Washington, DC!" Er... no ( Read more... )