It appears neighbor lady is back to believing we should be the best of neighbors, despite our attempts to keep her at arms length. The husband (who is a nice guy) has a vehicle. Said vehicle has an alarm on it. This alarm goes off regularly, usually at 2am in the morning. Yesterday, it went off mid-afternoon. And kept going... and going... and ( Read more... )

The entire neighborhood smells like weed ( Read more... )

What is it about food at work functions that makes some people's brains turn off ( Read more... )

I went to Walgreen's today to pick up some diet cokes and, because it's after Thanksgiving, they are playing Christmas music ( Read more... )

I was trying to concisely lay out the plot for this story in paragraph form so I could get a reasonable outline written. I’m experimenting with something new to see if it will help me finish more things instead of existing in WIP hell. I get to the end and have this:

When Arnule, the cook’s youngest and homeliest son, breaks the ring of the ( Read more... )

So you all know I read terrible, terrible books on my Kindle during my commute.

Today I read one where the author kept trying to say that the main character did pilates. Notice I said try. What the author really said was that the main characters did palates. The first time I thought it was a typo. By the 2nd time I realized it wasn't. The author ( Read more... )

Things I have looked up on the internet in the last week for fanfic ( Read more... )

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Oh man, I just saw the dumbest statement on a bottle of make-up ( Read more... )

Tsaiko: Why would anyone need a hitch mounted stripper pole?
Miome: Tail gate parties.