Miome and I were discussing hoop skirts and I brought up that one comic where men keep asking ladies at a ball to dance and the ladies keep pretending they can't hear them because their skirts are so big that the men are too far from them.

Miome replied with this:

Mr. Butler kept trying to ask me to dance, but my hoop skirt was dummy thicc and I ( Read more... )

miome upon seeing some of the haircuts featured in the new Avengers universe movies:

At least Loki has an excuse for looking like he hasn't seen a pair of scissors in months. Unlike his brother, Lady Lovely Locks.

So on the radio this morning, we heard a commercial for some sort of oil (the almighty Google tells me it's Castrol). The tagline for this oil was "It's Liquid Engineering."

Tsaiko: In my experience, liquid engineering is coffee.
Miome: LOL
Tsaiko: My experience in school tells me it's what you have to give engineers in order for engineering to be ( Read more... )

Oh man, I just saw the dumbest statement on a bottle of make-up ( Read more... )

Tsaiko: Why would anyone need a hitch mounted stripper pole?
Miome: Tail gate parties.

Penguin Bloopers

If liking this is wrong, I don't want to be right. One of my friends basically described it as "I believe I can fly. I believe... OH GOD NO I CAN'T."

Unicorns from Hell

Ya'll, I don't even know.

How do porcupines mate? Very carefully.

I think the most horrifying thing about this article is the fact that male porcupines pee on female porcupines from up six feet away just to make them go into heat. And now you too have that lovely mental image.

"Oh yes, because that's what everyone wants in their garden. BDSM garden gnomes."

I was reading an article today on the Marshmallow Test. It's basically a test of whether a kid can delay gratification by giving the kid a marshmallow on a plate, but telling them if they don't eat it when the researcher leaves, when the researcher comes back they'll given the kid two ( Read more... )