[Riley’s skin is looking just a little more pale than usual when he gets on the screen. His pupils are completely white, and he has red horns sticking out of his head. You know typical demon stuff. His voice might sound just slightly more demonic.]Man, ain’t this ‘bout a bitch. Hell’s opened up, angels and demons are at war, zombies were walking ( Read more... )

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Heeey, I remember this shit. Aw man, we kicked the hell outta that nigga.

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Well, I did anyway. I guess Grandad and Huey helped a LITTLE bit tho'.

[So the video is gonna start with Riley walking in front of a television screen just as a music video starts to play. Said video features a plain white background with three guys dancing to this song while Riley tries to imitate the dance like the one found here hereRiley figures Huey is somewhere in the house so he's going to yell to him about ( Read more... )

'Aye err'body, this is Young Reezy talkin'. And I would like to kindly direct your attention to this punk fool right chere named Huey Freeman.


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‘Aye ya’ll, this is Riley Escobar. But you may know me as Pillsbury Doughboy, Young Reezy, or Dat Nigga From Up the Block. [Which he TOTALLY didn't just make up right now on the spot] I’m here today to give ya’ll a very special documentary I’ve been working on. Just a lil’ some’n some’n I been thinkin’ ‘bout doin’ for the homies like me growing up ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to show Riley standing over a little lamb, looking down on it.]

A'ight, look. I ain't got nothin' against you, but... You gon' die.

Baaa.

See, it's something that's necessary. Yo death is 'possed to cover the house. Keep us from dyin' and all that shit.

Baaa?Nigga, I don't know how it works, that's just the way it is, and I ( Read more... )

Sup, this Riley Esobar. But I gotta lotta names. Like Horsechoka. Louis Rich. Pillsberry Doughboy. All those kinda gangsta shit names ( Read more... )

[Well since he ain't really had nothing to do, he decided to do something his brother is always pestering him about: reading. So he's been reading the guide Tsurugi provided him with, and it honestly scared the shit out of him. He could handle a decent amount of it at first, but now he coudln't even finish it all. He hates this place, and really ( Read more... )