5th Nigga Moment: Didn't Know You Were a Freak, Huey
Sup, this Riley Esobar. But I gotta lotta names. Like Horsechoka. Louis Rich. Pillsberry Doughboy. All those kinda gangsta shit names.
Anyway, we ain't here to talk 'bout me though. We here to talk 'bout that bitch ass nigga Huey. See, I've been a little bored lately, so I was walking 'round the house tryin' to think of somethin' to do-- and getting exercise at the same time, you know-- and when I walked passed Huey room I seen his dresser was wiiide open. Guess what I saw when I glanced down?
[He pulls a few condoms up to the screen]
CONDOMS! Yeeeah, that's right. Didn't think Huey had any play in his game did ya? And these ain't just the regular kind either. Oh no. [He begins to go through 'em and displays the different types in front of the screen] He got lubed, rigged, flavored... And a few you probably ain't even HEARD of. Like the kind that glow in the dark. [Oh you bet your ass he's laughing now] Guess if it's dark, you wanna make sure yo hos see it, eh, Huey? [And then he's gonna pull out some edible condoms. Yeah that's right. EDIBLE.] Damn, EDIBLE ones too? Well if a bitch gotta eat, she gotta eat right? Can't let 'em go hungry.
[And then he let's out a fake gasp as he pulls out a MAGNUM sized condom] These the MAGNUM kind?! Dayuuum no wonder hos be flocking to you like birds on cornbread. All this time you been lecturin' me 'bout bitches, and you a pimp yo'self. Gon' 'head, Huey. You got hella game for a 11 year old.
Now what I wanna know is, which one o' you ho's been ridin' 'em? I'M bettin' it's either Rin or Umi. Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised if it's Tsurugi at this rate!
[And laughter! Just out right laughter. Dark. Devious. Laughter. Oh, and he's KINDA not home either. He might be juvenile but he ain't a fool.]
Anyway, we ain't here to talk 'bout me though. We here to talk 'bout that bitch ass nigga Huey. See, I've been a little bored lately, so I was walking 'round the house tryin' to think of somethin' to do-- and getting exercise at the same time, you know-- and when I walked passed Huey room I seen his dresser was wiiide open. Guess what I saw when I glanced down?
[He pulls a few condoms up to the screen]
CONDOMS! Yeeeah, that's right. Didn't think Huey had any play in his game did ya? And these ain't just the regular kind either. Oh no. [He begins to go through 'em and displays the different types in front of the screen] He got lubed, rigged, flavored... And a few you probably ain't even HEARD of. Like the kind that glow in the dark. [Oh you bet your ass he's laughing now] Guess if it's dark, you wanna make sure yo hos see it, eh, Huey? [And then he's gonna pull out some edible condoms. Yeah that's right. EDIBLE.] Damn, EDIBLE ones too? Well if a bitch gotta eat, she gotta eat right? Can't let 'em go hungry.
[And then he let's out a fake gasp as he pulls out a MAGNUM sized condom] These the MAGNUM kind?! Dayuuum no wonder hos be flocking to you like birds on cornbread. All this time you been lecturin' me 'bout bitches, and you a pimp yo'self. Gon' 'head, Huey. You got hella game for a 11 year old.
Now what I wanna know is, which one o' you ho's been ridin' 'em? I'M bettin' it's either Rin or Umi. Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised if it's Tsurugi at this rate!
[And laughter! Just out right laughter. Dark. Devious. Laughter. Oh, and he's KINDA not home either. He might be juvenile but he ain't a fool.]