15th Nigga Moment: Auction
'Aye err'body, this is Young Reezy talkin'. And I would like to kindly direct your attention to this punk fool right chere named Huey Freeman.
Now I know what ya'll must be thinkin' right now: why the HELL would I wanna date this ugly ass nigga? I mean, sure, the nigga got his shortcomings and all, but he has other talents and personality aspects that can make up for you having to put a bag over his head during a date to make the experience tolerable. For example, did you know his head can be used as a mop if yo broke ass is too cheap to buy one? And his outrageous and immature temper tantrums is perfect for people who like partners with a take charge attitude. Hell, he might even kick the person he datin' in the face if they laugh at 'em... Which also makes him a suitable match for any masochists out there that are looking for a special someone who isn't afraid to get a little rough and kick they head through a cinder block. In his spare time he enjoys reading books, practicing kung fu, and committing battery against random strangers. But, all that aside he is not a man who doesn't take the time to enjoy the finer luxuries of life as well. Such as the luxury of watching a plump ass being shaken on the television screen in a pornography.
So, after hearing all this, the real question you should ask yo self is why WOULDN'T you wanna date this ugly ass nigga? Ain't he a catch?
In addition, one thing I've noticed up in this place is that half the female population and about a fourth of the male population in the City already ride his dick anyway. Oh, but not physically. No sir. Mentally. Did you know there's a disease called Mental Dick Rideosis? That is the condition when a person is subconsciously riding someones dick all the way down to the nutsack without them even noticing or being able to acknowledge it. And it pains me to say, but most of the people who interact with my brother is currently suffering from this condition. Unfortunately, one of the only known cures for this is to actually do it fo' real, so by participating and making a bid, you are not only helping my dumb ass brother get a date since he can't get one him damn self, but you are also helpin' cure your own illness as well. And in the end, isn't some money a small price to pay for good health and a clean state of mind?
So, with all that being said, you betta hurry yo ass up and bid befo' he gone. This nigga so popular he gots to have TWO auctions going on fo' 'im at once. You see any other bitches 'round here with two auctions? I didn't think so. And if there is, you need to smack the taste up out they mouth and be like "'EY! S'wrong witchu, only Huey can do that shit."
Now I know what ya'll must be thinkin' right now: why the HELL would I wanna date this ugly ass nigga? I mean, sure, the nigga got his shortcomings and all, but he has other talents and personality aspects that can make up for you having to put a bag over his head during a date to make the experience tolerable. For example, did you know his head can be used as a mop if yo broke ass is too cheap to buy one? And his outrageous and immature temper tantrums is perfect for people who like partners with a take charge attitude. Hell, he might even kick the person he datin' in the face if they laugh at 'em... Which also makes him a suitable match for any masochists out there that are looking for a special someone who isn't afraid to get a little rough and kick they head through a cinder block. In his spare time he enjoys reading books, practicing kung fu, and committing battery against random strangers. But, all that aside he is not a man who doesn't take the time to enjoy the finer luxuries of life as well. Such as the luxury of watching a plump ass being shaken on the television screen in a pornography.
So, after hearing all this, the real question you should ask yo self is why WOULDN'T you wanna date this ugly ass nigga? Ain't he a catch?
In addition, one thing I've noticed up in this place is that half the female population and about a fourth of the male population in the City already ride his dick anyway. Oh, but not physically. No sir. Mentally. Did you know there's a disease called Mental Dick Rideosis? That is the condition when a person is subconsciously riding someones dick all the way down to the nutsack without them even noticing or being able to acknowledge it. And it pains me to say, but most of the people who interact with my brother is currently suffering from this condition. Unfortunately, one of the only known cures for this is to actually do it fo' real, so by participating and making a bid, you are not only helping my dumb ass brother get a date since he can't get one him damn self, but you are also helpin' cure your own illness as well. And in the end, isn't some money a small price to pay for good health and a clean state of mind?
So, with all that being said, you betta hurry yo ass up and bid befo' he gone. This nigga so popular he gots to have TWO auctions going on fo' 'im at once. You see any other bitches 'round here with two auctions? I didn't think so. And if there is, you need to smack the taste up out they mouth and be like "'EY! S'wrong witchu, only Huey can do that shit."