2nd Nigga Moment: Gangsta Names

Feb 10, 2010 21:00

[Well since he ain't really had nothing to do, he decided to do something his brother is always pestering him about: reading. So he's been reading the guide Tsurugi provided him with, and it honestly scared the shit out of him. He could handle a decent amount of it at first, but now he coudln't even finish it all. He hates this place, and really wants to leave, but he’s stuck here. So, for now he does something to take his mind off of it.]

'Aye this is Riley Escobar, aka Young Reezy. I got here a few days ago and word on the street is, this place don't even got no name. Ya'll just call it "The City" or somethin'. So I decided to take some time outta MY schedule you know, and personally come up with some names for ya’ll to use. A'ight, so check it. [Unfolds a piece of paper]

I got Smack-Dem-Hos. You know that's what you do, you let a ho' know what's gon' happen to 'em right at the door. Put 'em in check. I’d also accept Smack-Dem-Bitches if you prefer.

Uh, GangstaShit.'Cause if you gonna have gangsta niggas like me in this place you gotta name it appropriately.

Nutstompin’. Named after one of my favorite songs by Thugnificient, "Stomp 'em in the nuts"... Also, wanna give a shout out to the Lethal Injection crew! Still holdin’ it down!

Um, Niggaz-Don't-Snitch. We need to make it a point that we don’t need no dumb niggas in the city snitchin’ and all that shit. Matter of fact, I can make some signs and T-shirts 'bout it. No one likes a lil' snitchin’ bitch.

And finally, you can go wit my personal favorite: Reezyville. Now I just thought of all these so lemme sleep on it know what I’m sayin’, and then tomorrow I bet I'll have even BETTA ones.

[ooc: Mun apologizes in advance XD]

best names eva, creative riley is creative, being gangsta, video

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