12th Nigga Moment: A Documentation
‘Aye ya’ll, this is Riley Escobar. But you may know me as Pillsbury Doughboy, Young Reezy, or Dat Nigga From Up the Block. [Which he TOTALLY didn't just make up right now on the spot] I’m here today to give ya’ll a very special documentary I’ve been working on. Just a lil’ some’n some’n I been thinkin’ ‘bout doin’ for the homies like me growing up. It’s about the study of bitch-ass wannabe niggas. You see, it is important for kids like me to be able to spot one when necessary. Kinda almost like stranger danger. If you got a click, one thing you do NOT wanna have is a bitch nigga on it.. They ‘cause problems.
For your viewing pleasure I thought I’d gon’ ‘head and show you how one looks when it’s in it’s natural habitat. But shhhh. Ya don’t you wanna scare the bitch. They jumpy.
[He takes the camera and starts to navigate to Huey’s room, looking through the crack of the door at his now gender swapped brother. Luckily she just got through changing]
Exhibit A: Huey Freeman. Or his new name, Hulonda Bitch Tequila. He-- well SHE now was suffering from Bitch Dependency for SO long that she just decided to cut out the middle man--literally-- and become that which she adored the most. A bitch. Equipped with a fresh pair of tits and PMS she tries to live day by day, adjusting to her new found life. Tune in next time as we attempt to study Timothy. Did he have balls in the first place? Or did this curse just expose his true nature?
[And prepare for another one of Riley's fits of laughter as he loses his composure.]
Hahahaha! TOLD YA’LL THAT NIGGA WAS A BITCH!
[And then the video clicks off there]
[ooc: Kinda threw this together before I have to leave. Going to see Kick-Ass with a friend so I'll be back later! \o/]
For your viewing pleasure I thought I’d gon’ ‘head and show you how one looks when it’s in it’s natural habitat. But shhhh. Ya don’t you wanna scare the bitch. They jumpy.
[He takes the camera and starts to navigate to Huey’s room, looking through the crack of the door at his now gender swapped brother. Luckily she just got through changing]
Exhibit A: Huey Freeman. Or his new name, Hulonda Bitch Tequila. He-- well SHE now was suffering from Bitch Dependency for SO long that she just decided to cut out the middle man--literally-- and become that which she adored the most. A bitch. Equipped with a fresh pair of tits and PMS she tries to live day by day, adjusting to her new found life. Tune in next time as we attempt to study Timothy. Did he have balls in the first place? Or did this curse just expose his true nature?
[And prepare for another one of Riley's fits of laughter as he loses his composure.]
Hahahaha! TOLD YA’LL THAT NIGGA WAS A BITCH!
[And then the video clicks off there]
[ooc: Kinda threw this together before I have to leave. Going to see Kick-Ass with a friend so I'll be back later! \o/]