11th Nigga Moment: Hey, Might as Well

Apr 13, 2010 23:54

[Riley is walking down the street looking very frustrated. Thanks to this stupid curse hoes have been following him around all goddamn day with no signs of slowing up. Eventually he just gets fed up and turns around]

Will you broads quit FOLLOWIN' me already?! [And they just kinda whimper and look sad about the suddenly lashing out at them. They sadly start to leave and go their separate ways, but then, something sparks in his head.]

'Aye wait. [They stop and look over at him]

Ya'll all like me don'tchu? 'Cause I smell good n' shit? [They all are going to nod, some even looking a little flustered about admitting it outright, and a sly grin just comes across Riley's face. About ten minutes later Riley is in a restaurant with about 6 or 7 girls waiting on him hand and foot. One is fanning him, Some are bringing him food, one is giving him a massage, etc. This is about the time the video feed clicks on.]

Aye, where number 3 at?

"R-right here."

Where my burger?

"They said it wasn't ready yet..."

Well you better tell them niggas to work faster, I don't got all day.

"Riley I got the Doritos you wanted."

Good. [He raises his head and almost instantly another girl puts a napkin around his neck because he obviously needs that when eating Doritos. What if crumbs get on his white tee?]

Hey, number 5 whatchu doin' standin' around fo'?

"You haven't given me anything to do yet."

You COULD go get me some Sprite to go wit' these chips. And tell 'em to put extra lemon in that shit. [and the girl scurries off to do just that]

Best part 'bout all this is if y'all be real good I might even give a few of you a hug later. [and some of the girls squee at the thought]

[ooc: I wasn't going to do anything for the event, but this idea came to me at like the last minute. It's backdated to earlier this evening after his last entry. XD

Action is welcome too yo. o/]

curse, inner pimp: unlocked, backdated, pimpin 101, action, takes advantage, king riley, accidental video, an eight year old is showing you up

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