11th Nigga Moment: Hey, Might as Well

Apr 13, 2010 23:54

[Riley is walking down the street looking very frustrated. Thanks to this stupid curse hoes have been following him around all goddamn day with no signs of slowing up. Eventually he just gets fed up and turns around]

Will you broads quit FOLLOWIN' me already?! [And they just kinda whimper and look sad about the suddenly lashing out at them. They ( Read more... )

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Video; child_radical April 14 2010, 04:12:09 UTC
[Disapproving older brother is dissaproving.]

What the Hell is wrong with you?

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Video; thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 04:17:01 UTC
[Snickering]

What, I'm just takin' advantage of an opportunity. I gotta admit tho', I was wrong 'bout you, Huey. I SEE why you keep so many broads around you.

'Ey, you mind sendin' a few of yours my way? I still need another one for a foot massage and an extra on stand by-- hey, wait wait wait, better yet, we could combine our forces. We'll have like a bitch parade or somethin'.

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Video; child_radical April 14 2010, 04:23:16 UTC
I don't keep them around so I can use them like you're currently doing.

And like Hell I'm doing anything of the sort.

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Video; thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 04:29:39 UTC
Huey, come ON! This yo chance. Yo chance fo' you not to be a bitch nigga fo' once in yo life.

No one know how long this'll last. It could last a WEEK! We could rule this town, Huey. Like kings or somethin'!

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action; sword_boy April 14 2010, 04:30:06 UTC
[Tsurugi picks up Riley from the scruff of his shirt's neck, before turning to the girls giving them a big smile]

Would you girls mind waiting? I need to talk to little Riley here for a second...

[at least one of the girls faints at Tsurugi's smile]

What are you doing?

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action; thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 04:33:41 UTC
AYE AYE! You gon' mess up the collar! [Have some futile struggling]

What's it look like!? They were followin' me around so I'm lettin' 'em spend some time wit' me. S'wrong wit' that?

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action; sword_boy April 14 2010, 04:37:10 UTC
...then I'll fix it later. Like when this stops.

It looks like a lot more than that. It likes you're abusing this in a way that you shouldn't. Men should spend money wooing women, not the other way around. That alone proves you haven't become manly or... gangsta... in any way.

[mind if he charms away Riley's girls?]

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action; thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 04:46:26 UTC
How the fuck you gon' tell me what a gangstas like!? You barely even know yoself! [More struggling]

[Go for it. I'll probably just say this happens after any potential posts though]

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he_who_kills April 14 2010, 04:59:25 UTC
Have many women, much good!

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thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 05:33:23 UTC
Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout caveman! You know what, I misjudged you. You ain't that bad after all nigga.

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hweeeeeel April 14 2010, 05:34:17 UTC
[Picking up his name from the video!]

Riley has many girls! They are... servants?

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thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 05:54:18 UTC
Hmm... servants.

Know what, I guess that is a good name for 'em huh?

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hweeeeeel April 14 2010, 06:01:57 UTC
Does that mean Riley is noble?

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thuggincornrows April 14 2010, 06:06:08 UTC
[Chuckling]

Yeah, I might as well be.

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