Unlike many of my lady friends I had grown very, very tired of my IUD. Like a reasonable human I decided the appropriate response was to try out the Nuvaring. Nothing could go wrong, right ( Read more... )

Once upon a time I could write things down. I could make full sentences. I could think and write in almost actual paragraphs and I think Facebook has eaten that ability. Insert frustrated emoticon here ( Read more... )

So I'm in the middle of a back spasm but I swore that I'd post so I'm posting ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure none of you are still here but that's okay. I finally have a table and chairs in my dining room where I can set up my laptop and not be attacked by children. I can finally blog again. I miss blogging.

I know some of the people on Facebook seem to miss my blog too. I AM BACK! As much as I've ever been here or there.

I really want to turn this into a bigger, fuller post but I keep feeling like I should point out that I spent at least an hour or two in bed last night pondering racism. Worse? There is seriously so few people I can even discuss it with in real life. Why? Because I know so God damn many closet racists I want to punch bunnies. The upside? I can pat ( Read more... )

Mike is the absolute best because when I'm having a day filled with hyperventilation he finds all the ways to tell me why I'm crazy and to calm the fuck down. It seems to involve telling me to do hair exercises. That is his way of saying WHEN I AM HIGH ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE INVALID. Except he was only high that one time, so, there's that ( Read more... )

So I'm a relatively hairy person. Always have been. My arms have lightened up as I've gotten older but my happy trail has gotten darker. Because I hate warming up wax I've taken to shaving my upper lip and I pluck several hairs on my face that aren't located in my eyebrows ( Read more... )

The closer we get to 9 months the more I realize I'm nearly at the half way point of my nursing journey and I want to do a little dance because OH MY GOD MY BODY TO MYSELF MY BED TO MYSELF ME ME ME ME ME and then I want to curl into a ball and cry because my little babies are so, so big ( Read more... )

I can't stop listening to Gotye and Kimber's Somebody I Used to Know. Also, now that I've seen the video I can't get over how green his eyes are. He has the kind of face that makes me want to use words like beautifully sad ( Read more... )

So then this guy who comes in all the time who I love gave us free wine because we give him free coffee ( Read more... )