Garden hoses are sentient beings. They enjoy strange feeding habits, which are hard to distinguish from their recreational games - both consist of trapping and drowning unsuspecting humans. This is usually done by wrapping around limbs and then spraying water (something they naturally produce in large quantities) in the face, but can also be ( Read more... )

• I love seeing people I haven't seen in a long time. <3
  
  • It does, however, cause my mental list of people I worry like a spastic freak for to refresh and remind me that they're on it, which, uh, is not so cool.
• Aromatherapy is now a word that will cause me giggles for the rest of my life.
• I need to stop putting sugar/salt packets in my pockets, because ( Read more... )

I bloody hate Fridays.

I didn't sleep like at all last night, except for an hour this morning around seven-to-eight, and when I woke up the first coherant thought I had was "well, at least now we know I'm not related to a hermit crab!" and I sounded so excited in my brain and then I realized I had no idea what the hell I was thinking about, and then ( Read more... )

I haven't eaten in nearly twenty four hours. Twenty three and a half, as of about five minutes ago... And the last thing I did eat was crumbs of some potato chips (you know, the bottom of the bag where you cut the bag short and break out the spoon?). But oddly I'm barely hungry, and food doesn't really appeal to me unless it's pizza or something, ( Read more... )

My kitten is a sillyface.

She climbs around in the kitchen sink, which sort of leaks so she gets all wet... and then she comes in here, looking all pissed off, and licks herself, stopping to occasionally glare at me like it's my fault she's soaked. <3 ( Read more... )

Huh. Despite only two hours sleep the previous night, no nap in the daytime, and no caffeine after 4pm (just to be safe), I successfully woke up at 4am again today.... I don't even know. It's really frustrating, because I think even if I stayed awake for a week straight I wouldn't be able to sleep a full night anymore. I might just try that. Ooh.

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Last night bigcat threw up on my bed and that was very not cool and I didn't properly sleep the rest of the night as a result (I sort of dozed for the last hour or two, though. Mmm dozing). Then I woke up at frick-o-clock in the morning (which was actually, like, 10) and went to the mall and there was a creepy dude (as per usual) and people doing ( Read more... )

Sundays are crazy.
Brain is broken.
Sisters and their love lives are dramatic and annoying.
Sisters' love lives are interfering with REALITY ITSELF.
PARADOX!
My band is awesome.
I love them.
A lotttttt.
I am typing single lines for some reason.
I don't know why.
Internet at home is still dead.
I are not thrilled.
Also caffeine is awesome.
Tomorrow is going to ( Read more... )

So I was eyeballing the coffeeshop I want to work in at the mall when I realized abruptly that the male employee there (I think there's only one - I only ever SEE one, anyway!) was carrying something roughly the size and shape of a violin bow. Then I do that whole wriggling thing to see between patrons, and he's also carrying what appears to be a ( Read more... )

So last night I had a dream I discovered a three-year-old wandering around on my street, only she could talk like crazy and not like a three-year-old at all. And apparently she was the little sister of a dude who works with my mom. So I had to call him and ask if he had a sister, and he thought I kidnapped her, and I was like "um, no! I swear, I ( Read more... )