The new Michael Moore film SiCKO leaked online, and you can find it on various TV links sites. I just finished watching it this morning and, since I watched it early I may as well give an early conservative-styled rant about how much Michael Moore is a fat faggot. Keep in mind this is not what I believe, but merely what I expect to hear from ( Read more... )

     I came back to my dorm after another weekend at home--highlights were seeing Borat and Running with Scissors in theaters--and, once again, I found dead insects all over my bed. It was as if a parade of ants knew I would be gone for the weekend, snuck into my room, got totally trashed, and here I am as the unsuspecting authority figure coming ( Read more... )

•      When did, all of a sudden, TV become better than the movies? It certainly wasn't like this five years ago. There was great TV five years ago, and bad movies too, but not the imbalance between the two as there is now. In a way this hark's back to my childhood; I was the kid who had never seen a "good" movie in my life and yet knew what show was ( Read more... )

     Tomorrow, at 10pm, months and months of anticipation will come to a boil and either sizzle or burn out with the release of Snakes on a Plane. I ordered my tickets early (www.movietickets.com for Woodlands 20, 10 PM, BE THERE) because I wanted nothing in the world to stop me from witnessing the culmination of a true internet phenomenon. The ( Read more... )

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       Human beings are capable of such great thought, aren't we?
  
  Summer is drawing to a close and I couldn't be more--let's just leave it at more. Three months with nothing but a Nintendo, Netflix's poor-ass service (an egregious turnaround since last year's knockout performance!), and the 30 or so books on my shelf that I haven't read ( Read more... )

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• I own 4 (count 'em) Adam Sandler movies, including Little Nicky
• I prefer fake sports (pro wrestling) to real sports (futbol)
• Most, if not all, the "classic" literature on my shelves I have either not read all the way through or had done so through SparkNotes. Therefore The Sun Also Rises could be my favorite book and I might also like ( Read more... )

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Summer is rough. My days are generally composed of this:

-Wake up at around 10 or 11. If ten, I tune into Maury, if 11 I tune into what I call Nick Jr.'s surrealist hour block of programming; WonderPets! followed by Lazy Town-Around noon is when I leave my room, most likely to get myself a sandwich (nutella), and play with my dogs until the guilt ( Read more... )

As of this writing, I’ve yet to see the much anticipated (and doubly advertised) film version of Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, directed by Ron Howard. It has had a less than stellar rating on rottentomatoes.com--a whopping 19%, twelve percent more than Larry The Cable Guy’s Health Inspector-yet considering that I’ve already spent a considerable ( Read more... )