I know it's cool to be apathetic and all but:
The new Michael Moore film SiCKO leaked online, and you can find it on various TV links sites. I just finished watching it this morning and, since I watched it early I may as well give an early conservative-styled rant about how much Michael Moore is a fat faggot. Keep in mind this is not what I believe, but merely what I expect to hear from those opposing the film:
Michael Moore is a fat faggot who thinks that just because France and Canada and England and Cuba have free universal health care and that we have to pay enormous amounts of money each year to insurance companies that somehow they are better than us. Well I have one thing to say to you: YOU CAN LOVE THIS FREE COUNTRY OF OURS OR GET THE HELL OUT! If Michael Moore cares about health so damn much why doesn't he put down the bag of Cheetos and take care of his own damn self? What a fat, french-loving asshole. Maybe it he weren't so busy eating cheese and bread while drinking wine all day his thick, chunky brow will lift over his eyes and he'll be able to see that the USA is number one and can't nobody tell us different! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA....etc.
It's a little sad that somebody like him will almost certainly have to defend his patriotism, but that's just how it goes. To me, it's bad enough to be proud of your high school or college; who are these fools that think their heritage gives them some form of honor? Being an American isn't something to be proud of in and of itself, but, if anything, doing something to improve the American experience is, which does not, however, include just those who believe they are improving our country.
Michael Moore is a fat faggot who thinks that just because France and Canada and England and Cuba have free universal health care and that we have to pay enormous amounts of money each year to insurance companies that somehow they are better than us. Well I have one thing to say to you: YOU CAN LOVE THIS FREE COUNTRY OF OURS OR GET THE HELL OUT! If Michael Moore cares about health so damn much why doesn't he put down the bag of Cheetos and take care of his own damn self? What a fat, french-loving asshole. Maybe it he weren't so busy eating cheese and bread while drinking wine all day his thick, chunky brow will lift over his eyes and he'll be able to see that the USA is number one and can't nobody tell us different! USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA....etc.
It's a little sad that somebody like him will almost certainly have to defend his patriotism, but that's just how it goes. To me, it's bad enough to be proud of your high school or college; who are these fools that think their heritage gives them some form of honor? Being an American isn't something to be proud of in and of itself, but, if anything, doing something to improve the American experience is, which does not, however, include just those who believe they are improving our country.