Summer is rough. My days are generally composed of this:

-Wake up at around 10 or 11. If ten, I tune into Maury, if 11 I tune into what I call Nick Jr.'s surrealist hour block of programming; WonderPets! followed by Lazy Town-Around noon is when I leave my room, most likely to get myself a sandwich (nutella), and play with my dogs until the guilt ( Read more... )

Since being at home (again) for the summer, I've manifested that ( Read more... )

Tagged by _jax_Ground Rules ( Read more... )

So, this is it. I'm 20 years old. I've got to say, being a teenager had it's ups and downs - but that's because I learned how to masturbate later than most kids ( Read more... )

I'm preparing to leave campus for my weekend back home in New Port Richey, as I always do ( Read more... )

* * *This will be my last day at USF until next semester, which will look something like this ( Read more... )

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Body language can sometimes tell you much more than what we can possibly communicate verbally.

Because I am a complete idiot, I have created my own body language, like esperanto. This is lesson #1:

If the top of my hand has teethmarks
I am bored or nervous

If I have not shaved in a while
I have given up on females for the time being

If I have ( Read more... )

Being at work is no problem. Although I compulsively check the clock and count down the ours until which time I am to leave, standing behind the counter for however many hours isn't a terrible gig. What gets me, though, is going to work. This mostly refers to the half-hour or so before I am set to leave the house, as well as the first few steps out ( Read more... )

Why do I get the feeling now that if I don't update that somehow my life is void? I'll remind you that my life is not void, by any means, though that is subject to change. The simple truth is that what my life may lack as far as content, it is made up for in thought ( Read more... )