Proof I am a Philistine!

Jul 15, 2006 02:01

  • I own 4 (count 'em) Adam Sandler movies, including Little Nicky
  • I prefer fake sports (pro wrestling) to real sports (futbol)
  • Most, if not all, the "classic" literature on my shelves I have either not read all the way through or had done so through SparkNotes. Therefore The Sun Also Rises could be my favorite book and I might also like The Great Gatsby
  • Not only did I enjoy Vanilla Sky but I prefer it to Abre Los Ojos.
  • I watch Maury every day at 5 PM and enjoy it almost as much as I enjoy the new "double-play" Hungry Howie's commercials with the fat man in the baseball cap dancing.
  • I have no idea whatsoever as to how one plays chess.
  • I am more concerned with beating Sonic 2 for the 30th time than I am about current political affairs. As far as I am concerned, Dr. Robotnik is a far greater threat than North Korea.
  • Tommy Hilfiger and Adidas are still the height of fashion in my eyes.
  • I eat McDonalds food about once a month.
  • I "don't get" poetry.
  • I "don't get" most photography either (unless it's by Charlie White, Margot Knight, or Todd Hido. )
  • Gladiator kicked ass!
  • I thought The Man Show was hilarious until Joe Rogan and Dough Stanhope hosted that final season.
  • Most celebrities seem pretty cool to me.
  • I own two durags (note: this is by no fault of my own, however, being that I have psoriasis on my scalp and need to wear them after nightly treatment)
  • The closest I've been outside of this country is Maine, where I was visiting my Aunt.
  • USF BULLS Class of '07!

    Alex

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