► How can you tell, when ordering out, that the person answering the phone is new? Things get weird, fast.Derek: I'd like a gyro pita platter, no onions on the gyro, extra potatoes instead of salad
**girl on phone**: do you want chicken, pork, **unintelligible** or veggies on the gryro?
Derek: uh... I don't know, I've never been asked that...
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