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A reputation as an incurable pain in the arse - sorry, tenacious investigative journalist
Quote of the Day: October 29, 2007
"This look was far, far, far beyond 'I told you so.' 'I told you so' doesn't even begin to approach it. This was 'I told you so' added to 'But would you listen?" multiplied by 'Now do you get it?' to the power of 'You useless prick,'"
- Attack of the Unsinkable Rubber Ducks by Christopher BrookmyreIt's really ( Read more... ) -
Your momma thinks square roots are vegetables
Quote of the Day: October 9, 2007
"I may be a pretty sad case, but I don't write jokes in base 13!"
-Douglas Adams, referring to the theory that the disparity between the question and answer of life, the universe and everything is an obscure math joke on his part.So. I woke up this morning with that horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach ( Read more... ) -
Boys like to run around in their underwear for no reason
Quick update: Went shoe shopping. Ate food that is terrible for me. Went book shopping. Saw a zombie movie. And although I feel much much better... I'm still exhausted. *Le sigh* -
A cure for zombification largely consisting of caffeine and sugar, the secrets to life itself
Quote of the Day: September 24, 2007 ( Read more... ) -
The maniacal cackle of the psychopathic snack
Quote of the Day: September 9, 2007
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
-George W. Bush I love the smell of fall. That briskness in the air. That feeling that comes with the leaves changing colour, the air, the air, the air. The only thing ( Read more... ) -
Voice-activated bomb-disposal robot/beer caddy
Quote of the Day: August 27, 2007
"It's not that I'm full, it's just that I'm bored with eating..."
-Lee while bingeing on Chinese food Everyone has issues. We know this. We all know this so very well. Today has been a day of living with mine. I'm not going to go into deals here. Hell. I'll probably not even go into details face-to-face with a ( Read more... ) -
The Stop Fucking with Serge Workout
Quote of the Day: August 14, 2007
"Bum! Bum! Not butt. Americans have butts; we have bums. I am a pain in the bum."
-Past Mortem by Ben Elton
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One of the cardinal rules of combat is "Never piss off a pregnant woman when she's holding a sword"
Quote of the Day: August 2, 2007 ( Read more... ) -
The theoretic possibilities of the existence of a chrono-synclastic infundibulum
Quote of the Day: July 30, 2007
"Macs are so unbelievable that you could plug one into that tree and it would play music."
-Jeff being a nerd while camping Talk about a whirlwind weekend... but here it is ( Read more... ) -
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and the government is from Uranus
Quote of the Day: July 24, 2007 ( Read more... )