Men are from Mars, women are from Venus and the government is from Uranus
Quote of the Day: July 24, 2007
"Thus, we read in Max Brooks's manual, The Zombie Survival Guide, a play book for dealing with outbreaks of Hollywood zombies, the following advice:
'The Flamethrower. This device, perhaps more than any other, strikes people as the ultimate zombie eliminator. A jet flame, two hundred feet long, composed of jellied gasoline, can turn an Undead crowd into a wailing funeral pyre. So why not acquire one?'
Why not indeed? While we're at it, why not outfit entire teams of zombies with these curious devices and turn those suckers loose on each other? And this is just the beginning. There are chainsaws and spear-guns, nail-guns, napalm and mustard gas, automatic machine guns of many different calibers, samurai swords, and all kinds of things that it would be cool to see zombies put to use in fighting each other to the death."
-Zombie Gladiators by Dale Jacquette
I had a moment earlier today where everything in the world was wrong. That I sucked at everything. And I had no idea what I was doing with my life and I didn't know how to fix it and I began questioning everything I've been happy with and proud of for the past few months. I felt fat and ugly and stupid and worthless and pointless and bad at my job and bad at my life and unsure and silly and foolish and wrong wrong wrong.
Then. Then I smacked myself. Now. Now I feel much better.
And then. Then I go to post this and LJ is down down down. I guess I'm not the only one who's having a bad, very bad, day.
"Thus, we read in Max Brooks's manual, The Zombie Survival Guide, a play book for dealing with outbreaks of Hollywood zombies, the following advice:
'The Flamethrower. This device, perhaps more than any other, strikes people as the ultimate zombie eliminator. A jet flame, two hundred feet long, composed of jellied gasoline, can turn an Undead crowd into a wailing funeral pyre. So why not acquire one?'
Why not indeed? While we're at it, why not outfit entire teams of zombies with these curious devices and turn those suckers loose on each other? And this is just the beginning. There are chainsaws and spear-guns, nail-guns, napalm and mustard gas, automatic machine guns of many different calibers, samurai swords, and all kinds of things that it would be cool to see zombies put to use in fighting each other to the death."
-Zombie Gladiators by Dale Jacquette
I had a moment earlier today where everything in the world was wrong. That I sucked at everything. And I had no idea what I was doing with my life and I didn't know how to fix it and I began questioning everything I've been happy with and proud of for the past few months. I felt fat and ugly and stupid and worthless and pointless and bad at my job and bad at my life and unsure and silly and foolish and wrong wrong wrong.
Then. Then I smacked myself. Now. Now I feel much better.
And then. Then I go to post this and LJ is down down down. I guess I'm not the only one who's having a bad, very bad, day.