Quote of the Day: September 9, 2007
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."
-George W. Bush I love the smell of fall. That briskness in the air. That feeling that comes with the leaves changing colour, the air, the air, the air. The only thing ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: August 14, 2007
"Bum! Bum! Not butt. Americans have butts; we have bums. I am a pain in the bum."
-Past Mortem by Ben Elton


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Quote of the Day: July 6, 2007
"CNN: An ice sheet the size of 11,000 football fields has broke off in the Arctic.
Dad: Is that Canadian football fields or American football fields? There's a big difference people. Clarify." Wow. It's been a while people. Sorry. You know how life gets. Things just get a bit fast and things like this get left behind ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: June 1, 2007
"Probably not, but I can't be sure. He might have bled to death, or the shock might have done it, I suppose, and also with so fat a man there would have been copious seepage. There are many other fluids in the body besides blood, and some are specifically produced during trauma. It's possible that Bishop might ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: April 30, 2007
"I admit to kind of missing San Diego already. I totally feel like I felt when I first met Andrew - totally interested, intrigued, a bit tentative, a bit giddy. Only this time it’s Canada I’m cheating on, not some high school boyfriend ;) And cheating on Canada with southern California is the worst. It’s like I’m ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: April 19, 2007
"He employed the Big Tobacco Theorem: Tell reality-defying lies with a straight face. He didn't consider it dishonesty but low comedy."
-Florida Roadkill by Tim DorseyAll right. Five minute life update... here goes nothing ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: April 10, 2007
"Meanwhile, the Hemingways started moving slowly in the opposite direction, down Duval. In their dulled state, there was a calm confusion and general sluggishness of response. But as a few started moving, so did the others. Slow at first, but soon all were under way, and the movement took on its own life ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: April 6, 2007
"The upstart Florida Cable News network had to compensate for lack of money, experience, and reputation with raw daring. The coin of the realm was the scoop, and they regularly beat all major Florida affiliates by going on the air immediately with a ground-breaking series of premature, unconfirmed, flat-wrong ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: January 28, 2007
"We've set a precident. The dog will sell his soul for beef jerky."
-Dad on our neighbour's dog IndieSo. Have any you sat and waited and wondered and couldn't figure out where your life is? I have. I've been doing that a lot. And then I think where did I go wrong and where did I go right? And have I got it right ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: January 5, 2007
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
- Dr. Strangelove

So. On February 21, 2004, I wrote a list of required qualifications for a potential boyfriend. They were the following:
Must be able to drive; Must like good music, bad movies, & interesting theatre; Must be taller than 5"5; Must be ( Read more... )