Mammogram came back, they want a more comprehensive test. Got the "there's a node, it's probably nothing" speech.

Shit shit shit shit.

Never tell someone who's first thought is always the absolute worst case scenario that it's "probably nothing."

okay, fine, I get it, whatever it was I did to piss you off, I'm sorry. Now can we stop with this fricking cough that makes me sneeze and throw up and cough up buckets of flegm for ten minutes at a time? Please? I'm only 11 days into the year and I've already racked up 2 attendance points for being out at work ( Read more... )

The lingering cough I have? Has developed into occasional horrific bouts of the cough that Hurts Like Shit and I Can't Breathe. Checking symptoms online, have pretty much pegged it as Whooping Cough. FUCK MY LIFE ( Read more... )

I am not doing Nano this year. The mother of all reality checks has made that a non-starter. Good luck to everyone else participating and I'll be back next year, fo reals.

I won't be. Dammit. Again.

Next year for sure. Since it'll be the last one before the Apocalypse and all.

Okay, time to relinquish the Playstation games. This time for sure ( Read more... )

Me: Hello universe! Are you ready? Let's have a great time! I saved $200 up from my last paycheck that I don't need to pay anything with, so ( Read more... )

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Doug TenNapel is this year's entrant in the Dave Sim Lookalike Contest.

http://gaygamer.net/2011/05/on_ratfist_doug_tennapel_and_w.html

tl;dr version, "zomg weze christians are sooo oppressed teh gayz ruin everything and bawwwww" (repeat on infinite loop)

I ( Read more... )

Dear Guy #1: I left you a negative because while you mentioned the "small tear" on the back of the book (which was actually 1/3 of the back cover missing, btw) you failed to mention that the entire book was massively water damaged and that every. single. page. was stuck together. In a glossy book with lots of pictures, that means that you cannot ( Read more... )