so my last two days go like this:
Me: Hello universe! Are you ready? Let's have a great time! I saved $200 up from my last paycheck that I don't need to pay anything with, so...
Universe: Hello, sorry to break in, but I've just made your 14 year old cat very ill. You will be up all night positive that he's dying. You will lose two days of work over it. Also, please pay the vet that $200 you were just going to have fun with anyway.
Me: You bastard...
Universe: Bonus, since you're home anyway, I think I'll have the cable tv go out too. In case you were going to watch CSI or something like you usually do in the mornings.
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU--
Universe: oh stop complaining, your cat is fine now isn't he? You big baby.
Universe: Hello, sorry to break in, but I've just made your 14 year old cat very ill. You will be up all night positive that he's dying. You will lose two days of work over it. Also, please pay the vet that $200 you were just going to have fun with anyway.
Me: You bastard...
Universe: Bonus, since you're home anyway, I think I'll have the cable tv go out too. In case you were going to watch CSI or something like you usually do in the mornings.
Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU--
Universe: oh stop complaining, your cat is fine now isn't he? You big baby.