[Previously on Soap Opera Weekend!
Willow and Parker had coffee & commercials!
Parker was a voodoo priestess!
Ronan and Parker met up at Caritas after Parker had been drinking, then had sex!
Parker had sex with Tony Stark Some Guy in the Woods! And plotted Ronan's death! Then had more geek sex!
Anders was Parker's brother! Or son!
Ronan and Parker ( Read more... )

The pool was lit up with green Japanese lanterns and green-and-red chili pepper lights. Chips and small hors' doevres were laid out at tables, with waiters and bartenders standing by. The sound system was blasting upbeat party music.

Small signs saying 'PRIVATE PARTY' were tacked up at the entrances.

( Neptune Grand )

Parker was out at the Causeway early, earlier than the limo. She'd dropped off a present or two before leaving, and was now staring at her cellphone.

( Tortall. Hawkeye. Harper. Presents from Jarod (insanity-inducing). Muahaha. )

Parker was making a list, checking it twice... and calling people. Specific people.

Hopefully they'd have time to stop by and find out what was up tonight.

[for those invited already; although phone convos work, and will be linked here if easier]

Following morning encounters with deranged Knights and deranged Nadia, Parker had taken off for D.C. The not-date... went. After last week's forced dinner and being asked out by one of the recruits over dessert, Parker had not been looking forward to this follow-up date.

( Contrary to popular belief, she only likes hurting people when they're stupid, creepy, or annoying. This date managed to skate past hurt feelings on the strength of speed and finesse. )

Parker's had a busy week.

( Friday Saturday Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday... )

Parker had separated out her orchid seedlings into the controls-- which she was keeping in Room 234 -- and the ones she'd already designated as the brave adventurers on the frontier of magical and radiation experimentation ( Read more... )

Parker had finished her homework, and was editing the Teal Dear performance recording, when Esme and M started playing keep-away with her phone. Which was enough to remind her of the photos that were on the phone. Now, if she were totally merciful, she would delete them. But if she were totally merciful, she wouldn't have taken them in the first ( Read more... )

After an easy couple of days, with photographic assignments and catching up, then phone calls to Angel and Logan, a mudfight with Jamie, Zero, Willow, Tyler and almost killed, it felt like, by Callisto, and almost getting kissed in the middle of it by Blair, and talks at the picnic with River about mindreading and bunnies, Cedric about the dangers ( Read more... )

TO: Angela, Marty, Zero
FROM: Parker
BCC: Logan
RE: What you've missed
DATE: 5/18/06

( Where the hell do I start? )