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Tomato Giant - Gardener's Choice Tomato Tree

Grow tomatoes as big as grapefruits - up to 2 lbs each. These giant tree tomato plant can grow up to 8 feet or taller in just 90 days producing up to 180 lbs of supersized tomatoes.

Order today and we'll give you 3 of our big early hybrid tomatoes as our gift ( Read more... )

It had to go. At the point where I left the house yesterday and the wind gently tugged at its extremities, I realised that I had passed the point of no return. I mean, it had been four weeks to the day, and had grown to ridiculous proportions; old ladies had taken to crossing the street to get away from it. Children had been known to cry - grown ( Read more... )

I know, I know... second post in two days. Next thing you know, some of these might even start to make sense.

Quick update, I am now officially no longer in essay hell!!! Six weeks work, seven-and-a-half thousand words of drivel, and it aint anywhere near as good as the first one. Never mind, eh? Plus, I think I broke critical theory. Don't ( Read more... )

I think, I may be, addicted, to commas.

I've just photoshopped my head.

This is getting waaaaaaaaaay too surreal for me. Plus, I have no current photos. I may not be particularly photogenic, but still... somebody must have pointed a camera at me at some point over the last twelve months and taken something that wasn't hopelessly blurred and/or pixellated? Cheers once again to Mrs. ( Read more... )

Dammit, Earthworm Jim!!!! Damn you and your catchy Theme Song!!!

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I had a really peculiar dream the night before last. I climbed Everest. Nice little daunder, really, just a pleasant little stroll, and the view from the top was quite nice. Although I'm not sure where all that jungle came from ( Read more... )

At last - the news we've all been waiting for - Guinness is officially Good for you!

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Okay. It's official. deadskie13 have decided that 2nd of July shall henceforth be International Hug a Monster day. After all, even monsters need a hug. Why else would they spend all their time lurking in the shadows? All I'm saying is, major self-esteem issues.

So come on, guys. Don't be scared. Get out there and hug your very own monster.

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I think my mp3 player is either a) intelligent or b) possessed. It's taken to doing some very peculiar things while on 'shuffle' setting. (I don't know about anyone else, but I always got the feeling that shuffle implies some kind of furtive activity - like it should skulk while playing ( Read more... )