This came into the shared inbox at work:

Tomato Giant - Gardener's Choice Tomato Tree

Grow tomatoes as big as grapefruits - up to 2 lbs each. These giant tree tomato plant can grow up to 8 feet or taller in just 90 days producing up to 180 lbs of supersized tomatoes.

Order today and we'll give you 3 of our big early hybrid tomatoes as our gift ( Read more... )

...but it just made me laugh so hard tea came out my nose.

It's - perhaps - the best complaints letter in the world, ever. Courtesy of Yahoo News.

I'm slightly light headed now.

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I have the beermonkeys SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!!

Just thought I'd share.

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Will Self is coming to Glasgow. Be prepared, folks. Weirdness will ensue.

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Also, Greggs have their own version of PacMan...

Dammit, Earthworm Jim!!!! Damn you and your catchy Theme Song!!!

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mara_sho and I were having a discussion about meat products in general, a couple of weeks back, (partly because she has a butcher in her ancestry, and partly because cooking is one of my many Centres of Obsession) and we happened to agree that good sausages are hard to find. Only... I know of this butchers in Rothbury, Northumberland ( Read more... )

You've probably all seen this before, but it's still a little freaky. Answer the questions honestly, and it'll try and guess the TV show/movie you're thinking of; I don't think I've ever managed to fox it yet. The link above will spawn a couple of pop-ups, by the way, but nothing that isn't worksafe. Just so you know...

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( Just a Meme )

This is slightly spammy, so if you're not interested in protesting against the systematic asset-stripping of a major journalistic institution (in Scotland, anyway) then please feel free to skip on by ( Read more... )