I know, I know, it's been a long time.

No, honest, I hadn't forgotten you were there.

Oh, for goodness sake, it's only been nine weeks.

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were all lonely and lost feeling.

Look, here's a picture of a baby panda, will that help?


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It had to go. At the point where I left the house yesterday and the wind gently tugged at its extremities, I realised that I had passed the point of no return. I mean, it had been four weeks to the day, and had grown to ridiculous proportions; old ladies had taken to crossing the street to get away from it. Children had been known to cry - grown ( Read more... )

I really do wonder about my masculinity, on occasion. Not very often, I grant you - I've never been what you might call a "manly man". More "monkey man" than anything else, to be honest. But still ( Read more... )

I have the beermonkeys SO BAD RIGHT NOW!!!!

Just thought I'd share.

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There's been a bit of a set-back where my graduation's concerned. On the day I registered to graduate, the guy behind the desk cheerfully accepted my payment of £51 pounds for the privilege of being handed a piece of paper while someone wallops me over the head with a magic hat. He also told me that, since I'm also University Staff (albeit lowly ( Read more... )

engelsteorra just bought me a new mug!

With a picture of a monkey on it!

I'm having tea in a new mug with a picture of a monkey on it!

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