I am running on only two hours of sleep approximately...15 hours ago, and should be sleeping, but goddammit people on the internet piss me off. >:[

( So much swearing in here, seriously, I apologize in advance )

Dear reviewer

Not every Yaoi fangirl dislikes Kairi,Xion,Namine, or Aqua

Keep your generalizations out of my fandom kthxbai.

So on a day that ff.net isn't going too fast (har har), I decided to leisurely browse.

Disclaimer:Yes I own Kingdom Hearts, that's why Sora never kissed Kairi and his hand was on Riku's butt at the end of the second game, EXACTLY why.

Cool story, bro.

And then it just gets to the point where I kind of need a chart to figure out what Cloud's a'talkin ( Read more... )

...taking it up the butt did not make you a woman! What the hell ( Read more... )

Remember that World War II fanfic with the Nazis back then? Yeahhh....

( Cut for offensive things and the more offensive authors that trivialize them )

First post is first, and also written in the middle of the night with some beer and popcorn keeping me company, so bear with me ( Read more... )

 Umm… so, I'm making my rounds on DeviantArt and I find this club. Not just any club, though, the Kairi-hate club.

I look around (death to Kairi, Kairi's a stupid slut, Sora/Riku 4eva)  and find this guy arguing with a girl arguing in regards to his first post, which must've been a page back. So I click on page two and find this. It's over a year ( Read more... )

[I know; it's been ranted about before.]

I'm a het fan. Really and truly, I am. Even in KH [which has so few females]. Riku/Kairi, Namine/Repliku, Roxas/Olette, etc. ... I promise, I like them!

But, even though I'm going in, expecting a hetfic ... do you have to slander yaoi in your disclaimer?

"NOT A YAOI FIC!!!" ... Okay. I could tell from the ( Read more... )

Telling your readers in an author's note (or muse conversation or whatever you wanna call those things) that you don't normally write yaoi and never have before, but have decided to do so for KH because, "No one reads or write nonyaoies for KH. And I want reviews." is really seriously not cool.

Also, the correct plural would be 'non-yaoi'.

First rant... Don't hurt me!

Three rants for today. :3

Rant number one concerns the general Japanese use in the KH fandom. I flinch whenever I hear the word 'yaoi' being mentioned. Why is that you ask? Being a transfer from an anime fandom, my brain automatically goes: "Heey, look, yaoi. That means buttsmex." It amazes me that no one uses shonen-ai ( Read more... )