*insert Michelle Tanner's classic interjection here*
Umm… so, I'm making my rounds on DeviantArt and I find this club. Not just any club, though, the Kairi-hate club.
I look around (death to Kairi, Kairi's a stupid slut, Sora/Riku 4eva) and find this guy arguing with a girl arguing in regards to his first post, which must've been a page back. So I click on page two and find this. It's over a year old, but it's still English.
This is stupid. And to describe it's stupidity, I have Kairi herself with me. Kairi-chan, take it away
Kairi: Thank you [username]. Anyway, to all the haters...FUCK YOU!!!!!!*holds up both middle fingers* Riku and Sora are NOT gay. I cannot believe you wanna give my friends AIDS. No matter. Me and all bashed characters shall have our revenge against you. Enjoy your hatred, for soon it shall be the winter of your discontent!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELL!!!
Defending Kairi? Nothin' wrong with that even though the Kairi he made up sounds OOC. But this…
I cannot believe you wanna give my friends AIDS.
Which I totally agree with, because Destiny Islands is having an AIDS epidemic, Riku or Sora may be suffering from it and will pass it on to the other (but not to Kairi, oh noez), gay people automatically get AIDS upon going into the closet/coming out, Sora and Riku and the rest of the gay community don't care about protecting themselves and do it anyway, fictional characters can get AIDS, and Kairi is immune to it because she's heterosexual and has a vagina.…
Um, actually, no. No matter how many times fangirls (and fanboys alike) draw and write Sora and Riku fornicating, they will not get AIDS.
But you… You make the Kairi-haters club look relatively sane with their excuses. Just… ugh.
So, there you go, guys. THE worst reason to ever ship Sora/Riku or other yaoi pairings is right there, in fine print! *rolls eyes*
I look around (death to Kairi, Kairi's a stupid slut, Sora/Riku 4eva) and find this guy arguing with a girl arguing in regards to his first post, which must've been a page back. So I click on page two and find this. It's over a year old, but it's still English.
This is stupid. And to describe it's stupidity, I have Kairi herself with me. Kairi-chan, take it away
Kairi: Thank you [username]. Anyway, to all the haters...FUCK YOU!!!!!!*holds up both middle fingers* Riku and Sora are NOT gay. I cannot believe you wanna give my friends AIDS. No matter. Me and all bashed characters shall have our revenge against you. Enjoy your hatred, for soon it shall be the winter of your discontent!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELL!!!
Defending Kairi? Nothin' wrong with that even though the Kairi he made up sounds OOC. But this…
I cannot believe you wanna give my friends AIDS.
Which I totally agree with, because Destiny Islands is having an AIDS epidemic, Riku or Sora may be suffering from it and will pass it on to the other (but not to Kairi, oh noez), gay people automatically get AIDS upon going into the closet/coming out, Sora and Riku and the rest of the gay community don't care about protecting themselves and do it anyway, fictional characters can get AIDS, and Kairi is immune to it because she's heterosexual and has a vagina.…
Um, actually, no. No matter how many times fangirls (and fanboys alike) draw and write Sora and Riku fornicating, they will not get AIDS.
But you… You make the Kairi-haters club look relatively sane with their excuses. Just… ugh.
So, there you go, guys. THE worst reason to ever ship Sora/Riku or other yaoi pairings is right there, in fine print! *rolls eyes*