Lol my music is so ironic for this.

[anthraxpretzels]

So on a day that ff.net isn't going too fast (har har), I decided to leisurely browse.

Disclaimer:Yes I own Kingdom Hearts, that's why Sora never kissed Kairi and his hand was on Riku's butt at the end of the second game, EXACTLY why.

Cool story, bro.

And then it just gets to the point where I kind of need a chart to figure out what Cloud's a'talkin

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[sentienttoaster]

Sora learned how to grope people thanks to Captain Jack Sparrow! True story.

No, Cloud is too classy for Jerry Springer.

THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MAURY!

[anthraxpretzels]

But who's the father?

[sentienttoaster]

...Mickey Mouse?

[anthraxpretzels]

...So that's where Walt Disney World gets all those hats from

My icon should say 'NEEDS MOAR WELL-WRITTEN GAY'

[gay_vampire]

his hand was on Riku's butt at the end of the second game Yes because post-battle is the BEST time to flirt, Sora reeaallly wanted to have sex with his wounded comrade right there and he totally wasn't grabbing Rikus belt to help him walk or anything stupid like that.

*facepalm* I personally like the idea of Sora/Riku, but in my opinion interpreting that scene as automatic one hundred percent proof that they're screwing like bunnies is incredibly stupid.

[eleventh_end]

I like how most people think Sora was grabbing Riku's butt, when it's actually more likely that he'd be holding onto Riku's belt (which is how I originally saw it). But lol logic has no place here. :[

Also, I'm not sure even Jerry could help Cloud at that point. He'd better go straight to Oprah.

[roterhimmel]

...dear, are they still going on about Sora grabbing Riku's butt? Apparently when you help someone when they're wounded badly and can't stand properly anymore and you grab their fucking BELT and they're your best friend, why, of course you screw like idiots behind the scenes. I love Riku/Sora, I really do, but. This is getting ridiculous. There are so many other canon-scenes that could be taken for their attatchment but THIS one.... people, get more creative.

And, gah. Cloud. Ever played FF7? Might help you to get that Cloud is NOT such a person. But as always, the canon-personality of the character has no place in fanfics.

[anthraxpretzels]

I was surprised the crying-scene wasn't called. :V

[pervertparadox]

I think this should teach Riku that pants do not belong around ones thighs < insert rant about those damn kids on my lawn and their rap music >

[anthraxpretzels]

Hey, hey.

That's totally Nomura's call

Remember, he's the one that put the belts there B|

[pervertparadox]

But despite character design you must consider that without forth wall breakery that the characters actually chose to dress like this.

Though when you think about it, using that belt to help support Riku would have resulted in pulling Riku's pants up and possibly a nasty wedgie.
I would say Sora grabbed Riku's arse, but it had all the meaning of having someone's hands on your arse during a piggy-back ride.

[kekewy]

He didn't have to choose to dress that way. DiZ could be a huge cheapskate and not have given Riku a very big clothing allowance. So when Riku went to buy pants, he had to shop on the clearence rack. There were only two sizes left, one way too small and one too big. (Like there always is when you go to the clearance rack.) So he had to buy the pair that fell down passed his arse.