Hello, ladies and gentlemen (or just ladies, I don't know) and welcome to another trip to the Kingdom of Hetalia! I was planning on posting this last week, but it took so long to play through the quest and write everything down and all, so I ended up having to miss a week. Not that that's anything new whatsoever. But nevertheless, I am here now, so ( Read more... )

Hi everyone! It's time for another update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge! Last time France threw a party to end all parties. Or more accurately, a party to end all relationships. Dabbling in witchcraft and then using his magic powers to attack all his ex's probably didn't help matters. Also, Liechtenstein and Canada had ( Read more... )

Hi everyone! It's time for another update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge! Last time, France sucked up his pride and convinced England to sing karaoke. Bern and Seyland grew up badly, but not quite as badly as their big sister Switzerchelles, who skipped her teen years and fell in love with America, just when I thought my ( Read more... )

Olympics are over, Paralympics haven't started yet. What to do? Oh, I know, I'll write an update for It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge! Last time, the cats got old, Seychelles gave birth to twin sons, Bern and Seyland, and Switzerchelles somehow managed to grow up well, against all odds. And FRANCE COMPLETED HIS LTW, WOOHOO! ( Read more... )

Want to kill time until the Olympic opening ceremony? I know I do, so here, have an update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. Last time, we celebrated the birth of Seychelles and Switzerland's new daughter, Switzerchelles, who due to a quirk in my skin files, came out with blue skin. Oops. Liechtenstein and Seychelles ( Read more... )

Well, it's raining here in Britain, so I'm celebrating international stereotypes with the next update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. Last time, France's network of lovers began to unravel when Canada, Belarus and England caught him dating other people. Canada started screwing Liechtenstein when Belgium found herself ( Read more... )

Hi there! It's that time again, when I post another update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. Last time, I managed to get ACR and InTeen to work together, with hilarious and horrifying results. And then I sent everyone off to college.


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Hi everyone, have you been having a jolly jubilee? I have! But I took the time while watching the concert to type up part Twelve of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. In the last update, France won over the maid, screwed America in a hot tub and harassed the unfortunately-named Randy guy at the strip club. England made a new ( Read more... )

Would you just look at the time! It's time for Part Eleven of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. In the last update, France lost all his money because of the Eurozone crisis because the lot bugged. Happily the genie lamp also bugged and he was able to wish for money without actually using his wishes. Or something ( Read more... )

Hey there, everyone! It's time for Part Ten of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. In the last update, France took everyone on a lovely holiday to Takemizu Village, learned to teleport and got fit. There was tea, fights and mistaken identity, then once home, France went on a dream date with NyoBelgium and screwed him in the ( Read more... )