It's A Small World After All - Part Fifteen
Want to kill time until the Olympic opening ceremony? I know I do, so here, have an update of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. Last time, we celebrated the birth of Seychelles and Switzerland's new daughter, Switzerchelles, who due to a quirk in my skin files, came out with blue skin. Oops. Liechtenstein and Seychelles flunked a semester thanks to their lousy skills, England and America slept together, but only in the boring, platonic way, and Belgium disgraced herself by having sex with France in the photobooth.
Also, I posted lots of things to download. Feel free to have a rummage around!
Oh, did I forget to mention that Canada caught them at it?
Canada: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
Belgium: Did you? I thought you were sharing that 'something special' with Liechtenstein.
Canada: THAT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT!
Belgium: WELL HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
No one cares, England.
No time for fighting and gnome-stealing now though, it's Switzerchelles' birthday.
France: WOO YEAH GO HAVE A BIRTHDAY!
Wait, what? WHAT?! HOW?! How did you manage that?!
Like mother, like daughter.
Coach: Whoa there, missy! Cake AND chilli?! No wonder you're fat! Drop and give me fifty!
Belgium: Can't you kill this guy already?
Don't tempt me.
Coach: AND AS FOR YOU, PUT DOWN THAT TEACHER AND GET SOME GODDAM EXERCISE!
Aw hell naw.
France: What are you doing?
England: MUST CLEAN.
France: That's nice, but I'd like to have sex now, could you clean something else?
England: I've cleaned everything! BUY ME MORE THINGS TO CLEAN!
America: MYSHUNO!
*tumbleweed*
America: AWESOME.
Twenty lovers are coming along nicely. But there's still work to be done.
France: Heeey there, number eighteen.
Ukraine: Um, my name's-hubglubbblargh!
Switzerchelles: Hey, Uncle France, what's this thing poking through the wall?
France: Don't care, kinda busy.
Two to go!
Then America got struck by lightning.
So instead of going inside to safety, where he can deal with his plummeting needs, he decides to jump in more puddles.
Did you know that when a sim maxes music and dance enthusiasm, they hear applause when they dance? And a spotlight shines upon them?
England: That's right, worship me.
You know you're imagining all that, right?
England: CAN'T HEAR YOU, TOO MUCH CHEERING.
Canada might have destroyed his relationship with Belgium, but things are still going well with Liechtenstein.
Just for fun, I downloaded buyable OFB robots to see if they might stop the coach. I can't remember if they did, but they sure worked on the cow mascot. XD
Lily grew old too, which I missed because I'm used to birthdays happening at 6pm. Everyone wanted her to retire, so as the carpool hasn't been showing up anyway, she did.
Happily there are no such issues with the school bus.
Another term done.
Seychelles: Aw no, not again.
Hey, aren't those Belgium's chocolates?
Seychelles: She shouldn't be eating them, not with the coach always after her, Me, I've gotta keep my strength up.
And then the dorm glitched. D: I moved them into a new place, forgetting that I'd put in my 'hide everything' hiders so I could sort out all my new downloads. This meant I had no cat food bowls. And I'd trained my cats not to eat sim food. So instead of closing the game, removing the hiders and loading it again, I decided to see how long they could survive on fish.
Sadly, no-one other than France and Switzerchelles actually managed to catch anything.
Considering that this cat turns her nose up at cat food and begs for scraps until I get France to call her over to the food bowl, you'd think she'd be thrilled. But even fresh fish is not good enough for Ms Picky Pants here.
Lily: Come on, catfish? I can't eat that. Just in case.
France: You're the only one for me, nineteen.
Japan: What?
France: I mean one! Uh, four! ...Have a rose!
France: You haven't done this before, have you?
But they get there in the end. :)
I forgot to buy a new robot, so the cow mascot broke in to be creepy.
Cow: Hey guys, how about a steak sandwich?
Seychelles: Can I get a note from my doctor?
It'd better just be two!
It is just two, twin boys named Seyland (not to be confused with Sealand) and Bern.
Hey, where are you going with that?
Switzerland: I haven't finished feeding him, so I thought I'd take him to class and carry on there.
Well, OK, so long as you bring him back safely.
The one big downside of moving into the only dorm big enough to house them all is that the bills are massive.
And as you can see, they have a whole 2 simoleons to their names. Only one thing to do.
Genie: OK, but this is the very last time.
You mean it? Only this is the exact same genie lamp France has been using since this challenge began and we've managed to squeeze about twenty wishes out of you.
Genie: THE LAST TIME.
It's OK, we've got another two lamps, just in case. ^^
Switzerland: Oh hey, my kid's hungry. Could you spare some milk?
Cow: DON'T TOUCH ME!
Switzerland: Geez, I was just asking.
Time for one final lover! France has already had the other two England's fall in love with him, so I make him go for a hat trick.
France: You want me to flirt with her?! How could you ask me to do such a thing?
France: So... um... wanna check out my new dorm room?
England: Good God no.
But despite her total refusal to sleep with him, their date was a success.
And we end with France achieving eternal happiness. Until next time!
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