one more year until dread
August 31,
2015
Simone Muad'Dib “can hardly believe she's twelve.”
(Her exact words.)

It's okay if she wants to stay eleven, because that means I get to stay forty-six for as long as I want.

Maybe it's all the GoldieBlox, maybe something else, but the Pretty Pretty Princess has decided she wants to go into engineering. While ( Read more... )

I want killing things
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Cyber Monday works for meSimone
(Blox + Bits Expansion pack not shown)Christmas is done, bitches.VivienneVivienne
After Simone was born (too many years ago, dammit), I became a bit of a stickler about presents that are actually enrichment activities, and trying to gauge where the girls are developmentally is a little difficult with not seeing them so ( Read more... )

I'll take a swing at itThe Question:
Does enjoying pegging make me gay?
Contrary to popular misconception, the answer to this particular question is not (and never has been) “no.”

Where the one-syllable answer may be factually accurate in simplest terms, the correct answer to this question is, in fact, “What is so wrong with being gay that you felt ( Read more... )

Thank you, Maggie Gyllenhall.

Thank you for providing me with the inspiration to form a band called “Harmlessly Radioactive Jizz.”

You are a most powerful muse.

This appeals to me on two levels when I start thinking about it.

One is the basics of quantum physics, which I am still largely unable to grasp, even after 25 years of passive study.

What, me?  Unrealistic expectations?

The other is as the embodiment of my deeply-rooted geekboy sexual tendencies.  Since my early twenties, I have had a fantasy about ( Read more... )

This man has given me a huge cerebral boner.  I want to fuck him stupid with it.

This wench just blew my fucking mind.


Especially the part about squid and bioluminescence.  Not just how does that particular bacteria do it, but how does the squid know?  I mean, I have never seen a squid in a molecular biology class.

So not only do bacteria communicate, but “lower” animals can learn stuff, at least in a practical sense, and at ( Read more... )

Come, join me in dorkitude, won’t you?

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Now I’m waiting for the DVD to come out, because I can’t watch it on the computer.

I think the title says it all.


Recipes for artificial semen?  Why?

I find myself a little disturbed by the interspecies sex simulation, I have to say.