the premise:
The original post is here; check the related NY Times link here.the ruins after fun & games:
Gawker is fun, y'all!

In the absence of actual gay sex, snark is keeping my gay brain sharp. Maybe sparkling repartée will stave off the Alzheimer's that's further down the road for me.

umm, no thanks? I dunno.
Maybe I missed something since the last sex I had.
(It was a while - as in years - ago, and that wasn't by choice.)

Maybe I haven't been checking online hookup sites long enough. I wish I knew why I'm so disconnected.

When exactly did tweak sex become de rigeur?

Ye gods, I'm old. The world is getting past me.

creativity chicken nuggets
Inexcusably horny. It's pretty close to embarrassing.
(Right now I'm socially unacceptable.)

Add in the Al-Jazeera obsession with every conceivable angle of the situation in Ferguson, MO.

The boots on the ground belong to the usually clean-shaven Chicago bureau head up there.

So I'm microwaving my lust in one-dozen batches and ( Read more... )

eat more cock
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*raised eyebrows*

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As a better person than I said recently:

“…when I get 100 balls for my birthday, everyone just slut-shames me.”

To which I reply:

“I just take all the balls and go home.”

seriously, y'all
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broken
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wrist slapSHAME
NO JAIL TIME.

$20,000 FINE.

“POSSIBLE” DEMOTION JUST BEFORE RETIREMENT.
(Okay, that would cost north of $800,000 in pension.)

OUTRAGE is too mild a word.

Kirsten, I am so there for you.

“…one of those faces, maybe…”

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I don't think I ever meant for this much to be a consistent part of my life, but since it's not going away anytime soon, I'm not going to bitch about it.

There are a few too many men that I've met only after seeing them naked and aroused, if not actively engaged and drenched in semen. This used to not be a thing, and I'm ( Read more... )

ummm… what?
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