mama, who is that man?

So today I was reminded that:

• I am tightly enclosed in my own bubble, and as such:
• I have no real sense of how I look to other people.
• I haven't been shopping at Central Market often enough.
• I am still quite capable of scaring the shit out of young children whose parents - liberal tendencies aside - have No Black Friends simply by ( Read more... )

ouch
I NEED
MY BACK
SCRATCHED
Hmmm.

Should be part of a Boyfriend Experience or something.

Not that it's anything any of my exes would have done, though.

Don't take back-scratching for granted, people.

Bed Bath & Beyond. Or a bed of nails.

it takes motivation
return of the
RED HALO
Shallow and simplistic.

But it takes a lot of effort to make myself get out of bed and do a double-process color.

I'm not completely happy with it. I'm rarely happy with anything I do. But it's done.

Two hours to brassy blond. Rest the scalp about two days, then another 25 minutes to something approximating ( Read more... )

the premise:
The original post is here; check the related NY Times link here.the ruins after fun & games:
Gawker is fun, y'all!

In the absence of actual gay sex, snark is keeping my gay brain sharp. Maybe sparkling repartée will stave off the Alzheimer's that's further down the road for me.

there's a reason (I guess)
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get your life here

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Proof positive that southern black cheerleaders from small schools have more school spirit than anyone.

Not bad for a bunch of kids from cigarette country, right?

(If I could still work my booty like that, everyone within ten feet of me would be in grave danger. Inertia is a bitch.)

stop this crazy train …
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can't argue with that
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Except that I was actually conceived closer to Thanksgiving; I was born two weeks late, and, as I often say, I haven't caught up yet.

it's a drive-by!

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Can you imagine the HOV lane with these kinds of carpools every morning?

rethink that
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I have to admit, it's an interesting twist …

Oh for the days of yore, before now long-lost LJ members hunted all the shared quiz memes to extinction. Facebook and Twitter broke everything.