fun. I've been worse, so …
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… ’cause I’m droolin’ …
Ray Stevenson as Frank Martin, Sr.
Titus (known affectionately to me as “Tight-ass”) Pullo cleans up especially well, no?

Too bad all this Pretty Daddy is being saved for a movie Europa couldn't pay me to watch.

Now my stomach is growling a little.

baby got back
Stanislas Wawrinka
2015 French Open Men's Singles champion
I assume that no further explanation is necessary with regard to why I truly dislike tennis played in board shorts, as has been the trend since Balding Agassi.

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see? what'd I say?

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I told everybody Reggie Watts was hot.

And there's the proof.

*drool*
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*sigh*
ACL FEST 2015
Is it wrong that I don't really want to hear Foo Fighters?

I just want to ride on Dave Grohl's dick for a couple minutes.
(Just not at $250 for a weekend pass.)

quite MAD
Never let it be said that I have no appreciation for half-naked dancers, even if they're way under age thirty-five.

Who am I to stop any man from disrobing and moving provocatively to and fro, hither and yon?

(Plum spot at Jacob's Pillow this year, too.)

bitch, please

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I'm gonna say it, because I know it to be true:

Fuckably hot? Yes.
Plausible hacker? ONLY IN HOLLYWOOD.

Think about it. At whose high school were the guys in Computer Club leading-man humpworthy until years after graduation, if ever?
(The Kings of Silicon Valley can fire me from life if they like, but I will speak the truth.)

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he's back again…

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I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'…

Damn my testosterone.

Bearforce 1 - v2.0

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…or is it Village People 8.3.1?

The song is about what I'd expect from a Eurovision Song entrant: campy hilarity with a dollop of gay sex.

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