Thanks SPL thanks a god damn heap. Not only did you rise up, in full re-roy glory putting V'ger from star trek 1 in the middle of god damn Seattle, not just an eyesore, but stuck in the middle of high rises where no one would see it like some god damn Gotham city obscurity, but you also list your books without publication date. In a world where ( Read more... )

yanno. i was going to join elfwood, but this section of their tos makes thor grope blindly for his hammer when he sleeps:

Remember that children and grandparents from many cultures have access to these pages and our goal is to provide a forum to display creativity.this just *screams* loud evidence of our own cultural idiocy. that our solution to ( Read more... )

( i damn well near fell off my chair laughing )

ok. what the hell was that ( Read more... )

so my co-workers have found a new way to yank my chain. i'm over in the corner, huddled around the cup of coffee, wishing it was cold enough to excuse the hoody i'm wearing and suttles fucking hucks me a link perfecting his new poker face as he delivers yet another hideous sin of our history deviously while i'm not yet awake to torture me ( Read more... )

this is fucking hilarious. a vaccine!!!! omg! first we had predisposition [which i have] for obesity, then we had thyroid malfuctionation and awwwwllll these other things that cause obesity and now we're developing a VACCINE!!!! omg! i can't wait for this to go into production. I can't wait for everyone to start taking it, i want it to happen ( Read more... )

right. i was *totally* mislead by their name and shit. slower and more grinding than what i've been checking out in the last few months. the mp3 tags came labeled as 'deathcore'. you gotta have balls calling anything 'deathcore' i mean. it's an amalgamation of hardcore and death! shit the farthest you take it would be to add black somehow! i mean ( Read more... )

it just occurred to me that if any of the metal websites i knew of had a login for their forms that had an add on *any* fucking add on, even a very limited and tiny one god damnit, I'd use it instead of this. instead of tribe.net. instead of myspace (ok so i finally deleted that fucking piece of shit), instead of livejournal, instead of god damn ( Read more... )