fucking Seattle Public Library.

Dec 26, 2011 17:43

Thanks SPL thanks a god damn heap. Not only did you rise up, in full re-roy glory putting V'ger from star trek 1 in the middle of god damn Seattle, not just an eyesore, but stuck in the middle of high rises where no one would see it like some god damn Gotham city obscurity, but you also list your books without publication date. In a world where the industry is tapping nano wrimo, blogs, and other online media for faster and faster generation of revenue producing authors, to the point where you're not even gracing us with what fucking *book number* of their series you're churning out in some obscure Brazilian sweat-shop where all the rainforests in the world are dying to produce these copies of books that are so fucking weakly bound they can't survive more than 3 or 4 fucking *speed readings*. YOU CAN'T SEE TO EVEN HELP US FIND OUT WHAT GOD DAMN BOOK IN THE SERIES WE'RE READING IS NEXT? REALLY? WHAT'S NEXT? MEDIA MAILING BOOK TO THE *NEXT THAN NEAREST* LOCATION TO ME? WHY EVEN FUCKING MAKE AN ONLINE CATALOGUE AT ALL? AT LEAST WITH THE CARD CATALOGUES AND MICROFICHE I COULD FUCKING FIND OUT THE NUMBER IN THE MOTHER FUCKING *series* THE FUCKING BOOK IS.

I wish Bill and Ted would show up with a time machine so I could kill you before you started and the KCLS reigned supreme like they always should have. They even obtained books from other county library systems, at least, they did last I lived outside of this hideous blight on the bibliolandscape that is the SPL's disease-ridden footprint. I can't believe the fucktards that run this system have to get degrees to shelve & mail this mouldering mis-categorized mass. What do they get paid for?

rant

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