ghrelin!
this is fucking hilarious. a vaccine!!!! omg! first we had predisposition [which i have] for obesity, then we had thyroid malfuctionation and awwwwllll these other things that cause obesity and now we're developing a VACCINE!!!! omg! i can't wait for this to go into production. I can't wait for everyone to start taking it, i want it to happen now Now NOW!!!!
i want to live in a society of the side affects where i can giggle my ass off at people going slightly insane, with paranoid delusions or colon problems or ruptured kidneys or spleen malfunctions that cause depression itchy toenails, green ass cheeks or tingly eyelids and twitchy earlobes and uncontrollable hair growth or voices that tell you to take a dump on the salad bar and aneurysms that make you see faeries and big titted lesbians doing that mermaid shit and cock smoking biker bad asses cleaning their pipes and demanding that the brittish start up maneuvers with drugs in glasses of water that cause you to determine that all targets are less than 700 yards away from the patch of infected mushrooms that you ate last night, and oh isn't this nice and we're all thin and we're all waify and we're all light little faerie elves that dance in the fields and hide under the hills and we don't have an ounce of spare flesh on us we look like anorexic 16 year olds and we're going to live forever, yes pass me the revelon genetic therapy fucking cream and tell oil of olay i can't make it this week, my holiday to bermuda is running long and oh god, that's not a wrinkle you must get your prescription checked and get him to prescribe this and check that and stick a camera up your ass on a roto-rooter and make sure everything is still peachy keen because this is eternity baby, nothing is sacred, the holiest of holies will be ass raped ad nauseum and you can fight to stop it but why not conform to it, and become one of it and demand justification from others for existing within it, because you never questioned it, you never sought to look outside of it and when you do it's too late your mind is entraptured within that perspective and you're lost forever so for god's sake go get that vaccination now and make sure you're protected against the horror of the ghrelin gremlin.
cuz this is changing things isn't it? we're sitting on environmental poison super-factories where thousands of gallons of bleach and commercial otc chemical sprays that keep all things completely at bay are slowly making all life sick and twisted and we've found out other issues with that, haven't we? oh yes now people have all sorts of allergies and horrid times with the colds and omg the sinus headache it hurts can you distill down that willow-bark into something 1000x more powerful, omg that's like a hit to the head and *shit* try this plant from the desert, it makes willow's bark look like children's playing in the lights smoking neon dreams of forever in their eternal fae-dream bodies of perfection and magic and when music flows and they loose control the air of a place changes and it's like *breathing* sex as it all swirls around in a cloudy black light haze, even the adrenaline junkies who are half there because to *move* itself is a call that makes twisted demands and oh god no you couldn't go and do this you've got too much ghrelin to not be in prime is to be past the prime or not understanding the prime at all we need these things to bullshit ourselves into not going mad with the concept of an eternity happening when we are dead as blowfish dinosaurs wolly mammoths like every mytholocial and real beast we've ever come up with god damnit we can't be fat/fleshy/something else god damn it we need that cellulose reduction surgery nosejob eyejob boob job sex is our art our desire our paint and our bodies are our canvas
the future belongs to the ghrelin-free!!!!!!
i want to live in a society of the side affects where i can giggle my ass off at people going slightly insane, with paranoid delusions or colon problems or ruptured kidneys or spleen malfunctions that cause depression itchy toenails, green ass cheeks or tingly eyelids and twitchy earlobes and uncontrollable hair growth or voices that tell you to take a dump on the salad bar and aneurysms that make you see faeries and big titted lesbians doing that mermaid shit and cock smoking biker bad asses cleaning their pipes and demanding that the brittish start up maneuvers with drugs in glasses of water that cause you to determine that all targets are less than 700 yards away from the patch of infected mushrooms that you ate last night, and oh isn't this nice and we're all thin and we're all waify and we're all light little faerie elves that dance in the fields and hide under the hills and we don't have an ounce of spare flesh on us we look like anorexic 16 year olds and we're going to live forever, yes pass me the revelon genetic therapy fucking cream and tell oil of olay i can't make it this week, my holiday to bermuda is running long and oh god, that's not a wrinkle you must get your prescription checked and get him to prescribe this and check that and stick a camera up your ass on a roto-rooter and make sure everything is still peachy keen because this is eternity baby, nothing is sacred, the holiest of holies will be ass raped ad nauseum and you can fight to stop it but why not conform to it, and become one of it and demand justification from others for existing within it, because you never questioned it, you never sought to look outside of it and when you do it's too late your mind is entraptured within that perspective and you're lost forever so for god's sake go get that vaccination now and make sure you're protected against the horror of the ghrelin gremlin.
cuz this is changing things isn't it? we're sitting on environmental poison super-factories where thousands of gallons of bleach and commercial otc chemical sprays that keep all things completely at bay are slowly making all life sick and twisted and we've found out other issues with that, haven't we? oh yes now people have all sorts of allergies and horrid times with the colds and omg the sinus headache it hurts can you distill down that willow-bark into something 1000x more powerful, omg that's like a hit to the head and *shit* try this plant from the desert, it makes willow's bark look like children's playing in the lights smoking neon dreams of forever in their eternal fae-dream bodies of perfection and magic and when music flows and they loose control the air of a place changes and it's like *breathing* sex as it all swirls around in a cloudy black light haze, even the adrenaline junkies who are half there because to *move* itself is a call that makes twisted demands and oh god no you couldn't go and do this you've got too much ghrelin to not be in prime is to be past the prime or not understanding the prime at all we need these things to bullshit ourselves into not going mad with the concept of an eternity happening when we are dead as blowfish dinosaurs wolly mammoths like every mytholocial and real beast we've ever come up with god damnit we can't be fat/fleshy/something else god damn it we need that cellulose reduction surgery nosejob eyejob boob job sex is our art our desire our paint and our bodies are our canvas
the future belongs to the ghrelin-free!!!!!!