28th May 1995
Ludo Bagman
London (allegedly) HIGHLY PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ( Read more... )

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25th November 1994
Ludo Bagman
Dept. of Magical Games and Sports
Ministry of Magic
London

Ludo Bagman:

We’re a bit scrapped for parchment, so would you please tell Verity we say hi? Every time we write to you, she replies instead, so us and her are practically best mates now.

Anyway, looking at the numerous letters we’ve received from your ( Read more... )

Verity Dalrymple ( Read more... )

4th September 1994
Ludo Bagman
Dept. of Magical Games and Sports
Ministry of Magic
London

Dear Ludo Bagman:

Funny thing, actually. It seems that in the confusion of the Ireland v. Bulgaria Cup match on Monday 29th August, you accidentally repaid your debt to meandGeorge my brother and I in leprechaun gold. (We bet that Ireland would win, but ( Read more... )

Dearest sweetest Mumsie,

HAPPPPY MOTHERS DAYYYYY!

I made a romeantic perfume for you to wear, cos I am nice and thoughtful like that. It has some crushed lavender in it I picked from the grounds and some toothpaste because you know how Dad likes mint and the vinegar was a mistake bit too much but dont worry its alright cos I watered it down and ( Read more... )

Dear Ms. Pressworthy,

I'm absolutely DELIGHTED that you've agreed to do a main feature on my brother in your Valentine's special edition. Percy will be chuffed to bits when he finds out I tell him. He's always aspired to be on the cover of CosmoWitch, ever since he was a little girl.

If you need any dirt quotes or background on Percy from the ( Read more... )

Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,

I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying ( Read more... )

Dear Dad,

Of course we know we’re smarter than this, that’s exactly WHY we didn’t bother trying. What’s the point of

Why does she always fucking compare us to Percy the others

You never stopped CHARLIE from going off to snog dragons, or

It’s not because we’re scared of failure, that’s bollocks not it at all. We CAN make our business work. It’s ( Read more... )

Dear Billy Goat, put down the eyelash curler, this is important.

Hullo, knob. Haven’t written to you in a while, but I expect you’re too busy seducing sexy foreign birds to care notice whether I’ve written or not. Anyway, straight to the point. While you’re having fun in the sun just outside Cairo, I'm sad to say that back here at Hogwarts we ( Read more... )