Mum,

The Triwizard Tournament is at our school this Year, as you know from my previous owl.

I wanted to let you know I put my name in the Goblet to be the Hogwarts representative. We find out who is selected on Halloween.

Felt you should know.

The owl can't seem to find Dad at the moment. Is he on another trip?

Hope all is well at home.

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Jo!

I put my name in. In the Cup. Goblet. Whatever. Point is I did it. Without asking Mum. Without talking to anyone. I think I had to prove to myself I could do it. And now everyone is touting it as a grand Gryffindor act. Sometimes I don't feel brave like a Gryffindor. But I did last night when I put it in.

Oh Jo, it felt so funny. like fuzzy and ( Read more... )

25th November 1994
Ludo Bagman
Dept. of Magical Games and Sports
Ministry of Magic
London

Ludo Bagman:

We’re a bit scrapped for parchment, so would you please tell Verity we say hi? Every time we write to you, she replies instead, so us and her are practically best mates now.

Anyway, looking at the numerous letters we’ve received from your ( Read more... )

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4th September 1994
Ludo Bagman
Dept. of Magical Games and Sports
Ministry of Magic
London

Dear Ludo Bagman:

Funny thing, actually. It seems that in the confusion of the Ireland v. Bulgaria Cup match on Monday 29th August, you accidentally repaid your debt to meandGeorge my brother and I in leprechaun gold. (We bet that Ireland would win, but ( Read more... )

Dad, I've gotten a tip about the first task is going to be dragons, and I thought that, since you work with things like that at the Ministry, you could help me think of ways to get past them? Or whatever I have to do with them, I'm not entirely sure.

Spells? Potions? I'm better at spells... well, charms, mostly, but...

What have I gotten mys ( Read more... )

Dear Ms. Pressworthy,

I'm absolutely DELIGHTED that you've agreed to do a main feature on my brother in your Valentine's special edition. Percy will be chuffed to bits when he finds out I tell him. He's always aspired to be on the cover of CosmoWitch, ever since he was a little girl.

If you need any dirt quotes or background on Percy from the ( Read more... )

Dear Malcolm ( Read more... )

Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,

I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying ( Read more... )

Dear Dad,

Of course we know we’re smarter than this, that’s exactly WHY we didn’t bother trying. What’s the point of

Why does she always fucking compare us to Percy the others

You never stopped CHARLIE from going off to snog dragons, or

It’s not because we’re scared of failure, that’s bollocks not it at all. We CAN make our business work. It’s ( Read more... )