FRED WEASLEY: 12 January, 1994

[greddy_freddy]

Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,

I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying

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[batbogey_hex]

OMG. *loves* Poor Percy! XD
Also, Ginny is first year here, so... she'll be a little off.

*peeks over Fred's shoulder curiously*
So what're you doing with Percy's picture?

[greddy_freddy]

*grins at her* I'm... uhm... making him a birthday present.

[batbogey_hex]

*frowns at him*
But his birthday isn't till August...

[greddy_freddy]

I always start everyone's birthday presents early, Gin. *puts the finishing touches on the letter* I'm very organised.

*very seriously, in a low, confidential tone* But you mustn't tell him about any of this, alright? It has to be a surprise. You know how Percy loves surprises.

[dragon_hide]

OH. GOD. I think I just about died laughing. LOVE for the twins :D

*snigger* You guys really shouldn't - *covers his mouth with his fist, trying to stop laughing* THat's not - Percy tries. He's an ignorant twit, but he tries

*Muttering to himself* Hah, snogging himself in the mirror...

Ahem. You know mum gets that magazine, right? Wot do ya think's gonna happen if it gets published?

[greddy_freddy]

Heeheeehee.

*incredulously* Tries? Tries what, exactly? Tries to be the world's biggest git?

*grins* That bit's true.

*closes eyes dreamily* I don't know, but something glorious. A Howler, maybe.

[dragon_hide]

He tries to be, oh, I don't know. Vaguely human. He's just gifted at being an unholy git.

You've turned our dear mother into a screeching harpy. But, then again, no one can scream a howler quite like dear old mum, can they? SHe's very nearly made it an art form. It still brings a tear to my eye to remember my first one. Oh, the very caliber of it! She's an amazing woman. Shame you've driven her mad.

[greddy_freddy]

Hmph. *rolls eyes* If you say so.

*defiantly* It wasn't just me! *with uncharacteristic generosity* George helped.

[angelic_gryff]

*squishes you* oh your Fred!!! I love him SO much!

I only have 5 more sleeps till I'm back in Australia! can you believe it!? Then my friends will be tired of me within a week or so, and I'll be writing Angie letters again :)

Fred(andGeorge) are such scamps!

[greddy_freddy]

Glad you like him even when he's being a mean little bully. He does mean well.

Oooh, yay. Fred and I look forward to it.

*doffs cap*

[brave_phoenix]

*snorts* This is brilliant! *loves*

*carefully leans over Fred's shoulder, so Fred doesn't notice him*
*smirks*

Teasing your brother, eh?

[greddy_freddy]

*jumps, dropping the quill with a clatter*
*sees Edgar and sighs with relief*

*smirk* Maybe.

[brave_phoenix]

*shakes his head, but eyes twinkle*
Tsk, tsk, tsk...

*laughs suddenly*
You know, I'd tell you what my mum always used to tell me...
*mimics a high-pitched voice*
...you'd better be nice to your brother; he's the only one you'll ever have...
*speaks normally again*
...but it doesn't really apply in your case, does it?
*winks*

[greddy_freddy]

*does his best to look contrite, eyes wide* It's only a bit of fun.

*grins* Yeah, not really. Have four more where that came from.
*long-suffering sigh* My mum still tells me to be nicer to him, though.

[_tartantabby_]

Not sure of your plot so take this as you will!

*stops him at the door of her classroom*
Mr Weasley? A word if you will?

[greddy_freddy]

I'm up for anything: go for it!

*stops, flashes her a cheeky grin*
Anything wrong, Professor?