FRED WEASLEY: 12 January, 1994

[greddy_freddy]

Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,

I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying

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[dragon_hide]

OH. GOD. I think I just about died laughing. LOVE for the twins :D

*snigger* You guys really shouldn't - *covers his mouth with his fist, trying to stop laughing* THat's not - Percy tries. He's an ignorant twit, but he tries

*Muttering to himself* Hah, snogging himself in the mirror...

Ahem. You know mum gets that magazine, right? Wot do ya think's gonna happen if it gets published?

[greddy_freddy]

Heeheeehee.

*incredulously* Tries? Tries what, exactly? Tries to be the world's biggest git?

*grins* That bit's true.

*closes eyes dreamily* I don't know, but something glorious. A Howler, maybe.

[dragon_hide]

He tries to be, oh, I don't know. Vaguely human. He's just gifted at being an unholy git.

You've turned our dear mother into a screeching harpy. But, then again, no one can scream a howler quite like dear old mum, can they? SHe's very nearly made it an art form. It still brings a tear to my eye to remember my first one. Oh, the very caliber of it! She's an amazing woman. Shame you've driven her mad.

[greddy_freddy]

Hmph. *rolls eyes* If you say so.

*defiantly* It wasn't just me! *with uncharacteristic generosity* George helped.

[batbogey_hex]

*peeks in* Hee, hello! This may be a bit random, but over in cq_cupboard, I posted a CRAZY amount of Charlie icons using the same model you've got. Sooo... yeah. Thought you'd like to know. XD

*ducks back out*