FRED WEASLEY: 12 January, 1994

Jul 06, 2006 15:16

Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,

I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying ( Read more... )

fred_weasley, 1994

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 14:35:25 UTC
OMG. *loves* Poor Percy! XD
Also, Ginny is first year here, so... she'll be a little off.

*peeks over Fred's shoulder curiously*
So what're you doing with Percy's picture?

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 14:37:56 UTC
*grins at her* I'm... uhm... making him a birthday present.

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 14:40:07 UTC
*frowns at him*
But his birthday isn't till August...

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 14:43:22 UTC
I always start everyone's birthday presents early, Gin. *puts the finishing touches on the letter* I'm very organised.

*very seriously, in a low, confidential tone* But you mustn't tell him about any of this, alright? It has to be a surprise. You know how Percy loves surprises.

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 14:48:24 UTC
*flushes, glancing away*
No, I wouldn't say anything, if that's what you want.

But... I mean, shouldn't he know that you're using his photo for something? It's kind of... well. It's him, isn't it?

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 14:52:26 UTC
Damn, d'you think I should change the year? It's just that this strikes me as a slightly insensitive topic to tease Percy about, considering that his girlfriend is currently Petrified.

Then again, Fred doesn't find this out until the end of the year. Hmm.

*looks shocked* But how else am I going to make a collage of Percy surrounded by all his favourite things if I don't have a photo of him?

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 14:54:53 UTC
I think so, as long as you fix up the tags and things.

*raises an eyebrow*
Erm. Right. Collage. Because it takes several months to stick things together?

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 15:14:44 UTC
*sheepishly, though not really expecting to be believed* It's a really... big, three-dimensional collage.

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 15:20:30 UTC
*looks a bit dubious*
Huh...

*grins ever so slightly at him*
I'm sure it is. And Percy has room in his busy schedule to figure out where to display this three-dimensional collage because he just adores you.

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 15:30:44 UTC
Of course he adores me. I thought that was common knowledge.

*grins wickedly*

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 15:32:29 UTC
*giggles, covering her mouth to stifle the most of it*

Yes, the way he roars across the Common Room is an obvious display of adoration.

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 15:34:49 UTC
*grins* Yeah, well, he'll roar even more when this thing gets published. *slight frown* I mean, when this collage gets... done.

*wide, ingratiating smile*

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 15:38:24 UTC
*looks at him knowingly*
Fred...

What've you done?

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 15:41:17 UTC
*slides her the letter across the table*

I'm just trying to find Perce a soulmate, that's all.

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batbogey_hex July 6 2006, 15:45:03 UTC
*glances down at the letter, scanning it quickly*
*raises an eyebrow, glancing back at him*

*not quite sure what else to say except -- *
Erm. You... do know that Mum gets that magazine, right?

Thank you, Charlie. XD

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greddy_freddy July 6 2006, 15:51:59 UTC
*beams* Why can't anyone understand that that's just the icing on the cake?

*relents* She won't read the Unlucky In Love column, anyway. She reads the cookery column, and things like that.

And if I am to punished for merely trying to improve a sibling's happiness, then... *sighs deeply and shakes head*

Hahaha. Indeed.

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