FRED WEASLEY: 25 March, 1990
Dearest sweetest Mumsie,
HAPPPPY MOTHERS DAYYYYY!
I made a romeantic perfume for you to wear, cos I am nice and thoughtful like that. It has some crushed lavender in it I picked from the grounds and some toothpaste because you know how Dad likes mint and the vinegar was a mistake bit too much but dont worry its alright cos I watered it down and added blackcurrent juice to make it purple and now it smells wicked and fruity and its excellent mum, I promise. I even TESTED it by putting some on George while he was sleeping. It DID stain him purple a bit but it DIDNT take the skin off like the other ones I made earlyer so it’s dead safe and SO MUCH BETTER THAN GEORGE’S PRESENT.
LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS your faivourite son.
P.S. I am being very good and not getting into any trouble.
P.P.S. But if you got the owl from Profesor Sprout already you should know that the ONLY reason meandGeorge broke into the Herbology sheds ANYWAY was so we could pick you a bouquet of fanged gerainiums. And all the other stuff that got wrecked was an ACCIDENT and we hardly touched ANYTHING.
P.P.P.S. Love you.
HAPPPPY MOTHERS DAYYYYY!
I made a romeantic perfume for you to wear, cos I am nice and thoughtful like that. It has some crushed lavender in it I picked from the grounds and some toothpaste because you know how Dad likes mint and the vinegar was a mistake bit too much but dont worry its alright cos I watered it down and added blackcurrent juice to make it purple and now it smells wicked and fruity and its excellent mum, I promise. I even TESTED it by putting some on George while he was sleeping. It DID stain him purple a bit but it DIDNT take the skin off like the other ones I made earlyer so it’s dead safe and SO MUCH BETTER THAN GEORGE’S PRESENT.
LOVE YOU LOTS AND LOTS your faivourite son.
P.S. I am being very good and not getting into any trouble.
P.P.S. But if you got the owl from Profesor Sprout already you should know that the ONLY reason meandGeorge broke into the Herbology sheds ANYWAY was so we could pick you a bouquet of fanged gerainiums. And all the other stuff that got wrecked was an ACCIDENT and we hardly touched ANYTHING.
P.P.P.S. Love you.