Dear Billy Goat, put down the eyelash curler, this is important.
Hullo, knob. Haven’t written to you in a while, but I expect you’re too busy seducing sexy foreign birds to care notice whether I’ve written or not. Anyway, straight to the point. While you’re having fun in the sun just outside Cairo, I'm sad to say that back here at Hogwarts we
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