So I've seen Harry Potter in the theater an obscene amount of times. But my mom hadn't seen it so Brett and I went with her. I have to say, the 459079343 time was the best. Brett and I were really tired and we couldn't stop giggling and my mom's crazy commentary didn't help our situation ( Read more... )

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I'd like to subtitle this: Harry Potter and the Boner So Hard You Could Chip A Tooth On It.

Perhaps I should explain. Me and Brett have been watching Harry Potter for, oh, say, the last three weekends in a row. The third and fourth ones. We're not pervertsMy boner is directed at Professer Lupin. Okay, David Thewlis: Eh. Professor Lupin: ( Read more... )

Rachel, Ari, and Angela dropped by earlier and we went to see Harry Potter. I'm too lazy to explain what happened this late at night. Maybe I'll fill you in later if you ask, lol.


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Well, since I was already thinking about it and courtney_beth twisted my arm (wink, wink), I wrote this Tucker/Max Christmas fic. Enjoy.

Max grumbled as he trudged into the Situation Christmas party. How did he let Tucker talk him into this? Not only was he an atheist, but a Jewish atheist. His mom would never let him live it down if she heard about it. ( Read more... )

Haha, Max's atheist/judaeism is so great. I love how he's like, "Ewww, some guy wants you to sit on his lap so he can tell you whether you've been naughty or nice?!"

Okay, I know I'm probably really late with this but, what the hell?! I was procrastinating doing homework by checking out Wonkette and I found out that Scooter Libby wrote an erotic fiction book called The Apprentice that involves having sex with a bear, samurai incest, and a dwarf!

So, does anyone else feel compelled to read this medley of

XD Jon told Diane Lane that he makes out with Stephen Colbert. *fanboys*

So, Brett and I were deeply dissapointed at the ending of Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy ( Read more... )

Dan's not in today! But he's probably just tired from all the redhotty buttsex him and Anderson had all weekend. I mean, why do Anderson Cooper 360 if you can kick off the weekend right after Abrams Report?